Author: Prachi Shah

A news channel photographer named John was told that a twin-Engine plane would be waiting at the airport for him. Arriving at the airport, he spotted a plane warming up outside the hanger. He jumped in, said ‘Lets go’. The pilot taxied and took off. Once in the air, John told the pilot: ‘Fly low over the valley so I can take pictures of the fire on the hill’ Pilot : Why? John : Because I’m the Photographer for my channel. I need to get some close up shots. The pilot was strangely silent for a moment. Then he...

A language teacher was explaining to her class that in French, nouns, unlike their English counterparts, are grammatically designated as masculine or feminine. For example, ‘house’ in French, is feminine -‘la maison,’ while ‘pencil’ is masculine – ‘le crayon.’ One puzzled student asked, “What gender is the computer?” The teacher thought it would be a good exercise to have the students decide what they thought the gender should be. So she split the class into two groups, appropriately enough by gender, and asked them to decide whether ‘computer’ should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Both groups were...

Eight men had been at a mental hospital for a long period of time and were being tested to find out how they were progressing in order for them to leave the institution. The doctor in charge took them all into a room and with a ball pen drew a door on the wall.He then asked each one of his patients to try and open the door for him as part of the test. Seven of them rushed out and attempted to open the door on the wall. The doctor was disappointed with the results but never the less,...

A young boy enters a barber shop. The barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.” The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?” The boy takes the quarters and leaves. “What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!” Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. “Hey, son! May I ask you a...