Daily_Joke_9A news channel photographer named John was told that a twin-Engine plane would be waiting at the airport for him.

Arriving at the airport, he spotted a plane warming up outside the hanger. He jumped in, said ‘Lets go’. The pilot taxied and took off.

Once in the air, John told the pilot: ‘Fly low over the valley so I can take pictures of the fire on the hill’

Pilot : Why?

John : Because I’m the Photographer for my channel. I need to get some close up shots.

The pilot was strangely silent for a moment. Then he stammered ‘So, what you’re telling me is . . . you’re not my flying instructor?!’