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New Alphabet ----2008

Discussion in 'Keep Fit & Maintain Shape' started by sunkan, Feb 15, 2008.

  1. sunkan

    sunkan Gold IL'ite

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    A
    is for apple, and B is for boat,
    That used to be right, but now it won't float!
    Age before beauty is what we once said,
    But let's be a bit more realistic instead.

    Now
    ...
    The
    [​IMG]Alphabet
    2008
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    A's
    for arthritis;
    B's
    the bad back,
    C's
    the chest pains,
    perhaps car-d-iac?
    [​IMG]

    D
    is for dental decay and decline,
    E
    is for eyesight, can't read that top line!
    F
    is for fissures and fluid retention,
    G
    is for gas which I'd rather not mention. [​IMG]


    H
    is high blood pressure--I' d rather it be low,
    I
    is for incisions with scars you can show.
    J
    is for joints, out of socket, won't mend,
    K
    is for knees that crack when they bend.
    L
    is for libido, what happened to sex?
    M
    is for memory, I forget what comes next.
    N
    is neuralgia, in nerves way down low,
    O
    is for osteo, the bones that don't grow! [​IMG]

    P
    is for prescriptions, I have quite a few,
    just give me a pill and I'll be good as new!

    Q
    is for queasy, is it fatal or flu?
    R
    is for reflux, one meal turns to two.[​IMG]

    S
    is for sleepless nights, counting my fears,
    T
    is for Tinnitus; there's bells in my ears!
    U
    is for urinary; big troubles with flow,
    V
    is for vertigo, that's "dizzy," you know.[​IMG]

    W
    is for worry, NOW what's going 'round?
    X
    is for X- ray, and what might be found.
    Y
    is another year I'm left here behind,
    Z
    is for zest that I still have -- in my mind. [​IMG]
    I've survived all the symptoms, my body's deployed,
    And I am keeping twenty-six doctors fully employed!!!
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  2. Sriniketan

    Sriniketan IL Hall of Fame

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    Hi Sunkan,
    very nicely written yaar.
    With new diseases popping up every now and then, I am afraid even some of these could change.

    why don't you write a similiar alphabet for medicines too!

    sriniketan
     
  3. sunkan

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    dear srini,
    you are a doctor's wife and should know that well much better than me,
    at the most i might go into nature cure and it takes a long time to heal so many may not appreciate that much...so try your hand and come out with counter attack here with your medicines, i am sure the viewers would enjoy that..it is a challenge dear..sunkan
     
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    sathya Gold IL'ite

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    hello akka

    thats A Z of dis..eases
    the allopaths are frantically trying to get
    just one pill for many
    but wish the problems
    were just one for an alphabet
    and not many..
    the list is pretty long
    to give one cure in a song...!!
    nature does have an answer
    if only you were to stick close to it
    eat fresh vegetarian uncooked
    excercise be fit
    think positive dont worry
    live like there is no morrow
    share that happiness, joy and anything that makes you want to live...!!


    sathya
     
  5. puni88

    puni88 Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    WOW!! A-Z health problems......
     
  6. Sriniketan

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    Hi Sunkan,
    As everybody goes for alternate medicines nowadays---start with the nature cure, will wait...

    Sathya,
    Nice ideas for a healthy living!

    sriniketan
     

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