God: In the next hour a miracle will occur. Ira: A new planet will be discovered? God: No, think down to Earth. Ira: A new animal species will be discovered? God: Stupid! Think more on humans. Ira: Anushka and Virat will travel to Pakistan? God: Think something more natural. Ira: It will snow tonight. God: Ok, I misspelled, think something 'unnatural'. Ira: Will I start dieting? God: Think something sweet. Ira: Will I gobble the ras malai in the fridge in one shot. God: Think beyond food. Ira: Are you gifting me Instant Pot? God: Think beyond metal, think 'human', 'unnatural, 'though sweet'. Ira: Are you sending me a candy snowman? God: Blockhead! I give up on you. Go and open your IL. Ira: My trophy points stuck at 283 for yonks will be upgraded to 500? God: Fool! Log in to IL. Ira: Ok. (she trembles on seeing that unnatural sweet gesture from a fellow human). God, am I supposed to forward this to ten people so that a miracle will happen at their end also? God: You are unbelievable! Thank you, Rihana.