Women's Favorite E-mail of the Year

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  1. Anushiv

    Anushiv Senior IL'ite

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    A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife
    stayed home.
    He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:
    "Dear Lord:
    I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at
    home.
    I want her to know what I go through.
    So, please allow her body to switch with mine for a day.
    Amen!"

    God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.
    The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman.
    He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, Awakened the kids, Set out
    their school clothes, Fed them breakfast, Packed their lunches, Drove
    them to school, Came home and picked up the dry cleaning, Took it to
    the cleaners And stopped at the bank to make a deposit,

    Went grocery shopping,
    Then drove home to put away the groceries, Paid the bills and balanced
    the check book.
    He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog.
    Then, it was already 01P.M .
    And he hurried to make the beds,
    Do the laundry, vacuum,
    Dust,
    And sweep and mop the kitchen floor.
    Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with
    them on the way home.
    Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their
    homework.
    Then, set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing.
    At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad,
    breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper.
    After supper,
    He cleaned the kitchen,
    Ran the dishwasher,
    Folded laundry,
    Bathed the kids,
    And put them to bed.
    At 09 P.M .
    He was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't finished, he went
    to bed where he was expected to make love, which he managed to get
    through without complaint.

    The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said: -
    "Lord, I don't know what I was thinking.
    I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all day.
    Please, oh! Oh! Please, let us trade back.
    Amen!"

    The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied:
    "My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to
    change things back to the way they were.
    You'll just have to wait nine months, though.
    You got pregnant last night."


    This has been voted Women's Favorite E-mail of the Year!
     
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  2. sunkan

    sunkan Gold IL'ite

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    dear anu,
    this is a very old forward, still enjoyed it..sunkan
     
  3. Moonbeams

    Moonbeams Bronze IL'ite

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    Lovely...all men n ladies should read this...lovely
     
  4. Vysan

    Vysan Gold IL'ite

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    Hi,

    Though I agree with the basics that women are not enjoying their time at home and they do a lot for the running the house smoothly... this seems to be little exxaggerated...

    Veda
     
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    puni88 Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    priyauc Bronze IL'ite

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    read this before but still enjoyed reading it. Veda, i dont thik it is exaggerated,the house chores are definitely stressful when u have to look after kids as well, but doesnt mean we dont enjoy doing them... we enjoy doing them, at least i enjoy doing so, coz if i grumble i have to do it, or if i am happy still i have to do it so better to be happy and do it, and the task seems easier, than grumbling and doing so:clap
     

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