Women's Day Special From Retired Husbans

AS RECEIVED


How Wives treat their retired husbands:*

*If the Husband gets up from the Bed a bit late:*
‘You are retired …..
that doesn’t mean you should infinitely sleep.’
*If he gets up early:*
‘Just because you don’t get sleep, don’t disturb all of us unnecessarily, by getting up so early’
*If he sits quiet at home:*
‘Instead of hanging on to that Mobile all the 24 hours, could you not help in the household work?’
*If he goes out for Fresh Air:*
‘Instead of wandering on the streets aimlessly, could you not sit quiet at home?’
*If he spends more time in Pooja Room:*
‘God won’t come down just because you are blabbering something and ringing the bell.’
*If he goes for a Part-time job:*
‘This Wisdom should have dawned on you while you were in service. At least, we could have got a more spacious house. What is the use of earning a paltry sum now?.’
*If he takes his wife for Pilgrimage:*
‘Our neighbour had taken his wife to Kashmir, Simla and Ooty. It is my fate that I am running around over-crowded temples.’
*If he takes her to Kashmir:*
‘Instead of burning that money on pleasure trips, you could have got me that Necklace I was asking, ever since I married you.’
*If he becomes Apartment Complex Flat owners’ Association President:*
‘First do your house work. Hell with your Society work.’
*If he is calm at home:*
‘Look at our neighbour. He is our Association President. Everyone salutes his wife even.
No one even looks at me’.
*So men! Don’t boast and trumpet that you will do this & that after retirement.*
*Wife’s Taunts & Torture are a part of Retired Life*
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