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Women's Day Special From Retired Husbans

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    How Wives treat their retired husbands:*

    *If the Husband gets up from the Bed a bit late:*
    ‘You are retired …..
    that doesn’t mean you should infinitely sleep.’
    *If he gets up early:*
    ‘Just because you don’t get sleep, don’t disturb all of us unnecessarily, by getting up so early’
    *If he sits quiet at home:*
    ‘Instead of hanging on to that Mobile all the 24 hours, could you not help in the household work?’
    *If he goes out for Fresh Air:*
    ‘Instead of wandering on the streets aimlessly, could you not sit quiet at home?’
    *If he spends more time in Pooja Room:*
    ‘God won’t come down just because you are blabbering something and ringing the bell.’
    *If he goes for a Part-time job:*
    ‘This Wisdom should have dawned on you while you were in service. At least, we could have got a more spacious house. What is the use of earning a paltry sum now?.’
    *If he takes his wife for Pilgrimage:*
    ‘Our neighbour had taken his wife to Kashmir, Simla and Ooty. It is my fate that I am running around over-crowded temples.’
    *If he takes her to Kashmir:*
    ‘Instead of burning that money on pleasure trips, you could have got me that Necklace I was asking, ever since I married you.’
    *If he becomes Apartment Complex Flat owners’ Association President:*
    ‘First do your house work. Hell with your Society work.’
    *If he is calm at home:*
    ‘Look at our neighbour. He is our Association President. Everyone salutes his wife even.
    No one even looks at me’.
    *So men! Don’t boast and trumpet that you will do this & that after retirement.*
    *Wife’s Taunts & Torture are a part of Retired Life*
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