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Women

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by sunitak, Jul 6, 2007.

  1. sunitak

    sunitak Junior IL'ite

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    A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball
    into the woods.
    She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a
    trap.
    The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will
    grant
    You three wishes." The woman freed the frog, and the frog
    said, "Thank
    You, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to
    your wishes.
    Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!"
    The woman
    Said, "That's okay." For her first wish, she wanted to be
    the most
    Beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, "You
    do realize that
    This wish will also make your husband the most handsome
    man in the world,
    An Adonis whom women will flock to". The woman replied,
    "That's okay,
    Because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will
    have eyes only
    For me." So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in
    the world! For her
    Second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the
    world.
    The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest
    man in the world.
    And he will be ten times richer than you. " The woman
    said, "That'sOkay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine."
    So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world! The frog
    then inquired
    About her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild
    heart attack."
    Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with
    them.
    Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for
    you. Stop
    Here and continue feeling good.
    Male readers: Please scroll down.
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    The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his
    wife!!!

    Moral of the story: Women are really dumb but think
    they're really
    Smart.

    Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the
    show.

    PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only
    goes to show
    That women never listen!!!
    Forward this to all the guys for a good laugh, and to all the
    ladies who
    Have a good sense of humor.
     
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