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Women are so special

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by priyauc, Oct 9, 2007.

  1. priyauc

    priyauc Bronze IL'ite

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    Why women are so special?
    >
    >
    >
    >Mum and Dad were watching TV when Mum said, "I'm
    >tired,
    >and it's getting
    >late. I think I'll go to bed."
    >She went to the kitchen to make sandwiches for the
    >next
    >day's lunches.
    >Rinsed out the popcorn bowls, took meat out of the
    >freezer for supper the
    >following evening, checked the cereal box levels,
    >filled the sugar
    >container, put spoons and bowls on the table and
    >started the coffee pot for
    >rewing the next morning. She then put some wet
    >clothes
    >in the dryer, put a
    >load of clothes into the washer, ironed a shirt and
    >secured a loose button.
    >She picked up the game pieces left on the table,
    >put
    >the phone back on the
    >charger and put the telephone book into the drawer.
    >She
    >watered the plants, emptied a wastebasket and hung
    >up a
    >towel to dry. She
    >yawned and stretched and headed for the bedroom.
    >She
    >stopped by the desk
    >and wrote a note to the teacher, counted out some
    >cash
    >for the excursion
    >and pulled a text book out from hiding under the
    >chair.
    >She signed a
    >birthday card for a friend, addressed and stamped
    >the
    >envelope and wrote a
    >quick note for the grocery store. She put both near
    >her Bag
    > Mum then washed
    >her face with 3 in 1 cleanser, put on her Night
    >Solution & age fighting
    >moisturizer, brushed and flossed her teeth and
    >filed
    >her nails.
    >Dad called out, "I thought you were going to bed."
    >"I'm
    >on my way," she
    >said. She put some water into the dog's dish and
    >put
    >the cat outside, then
    >made sure the doors were locked and the patio light
    >was
    >on. She looked in
    >on each of the kids and turned out their bedside
    >lamps
    >and radios, hung up
    >a shirt, threw some dirty socks into the hamper,
    >and
    >had a brief
    >conversation with the one up still doing homework.
    >In
    >her own room, she set
    >The alarm; laid out clothing for the next day,
    >straightened up the shoe
    >rack. She added three things to her 6 most
    >important
    >things to do list. She
    >said her prayers, and visualized the accomplishment
    >of
    >her goals.
    >About that time, Dad turned off the TV and
    >announced to
    >no one in
    >particular. "I'm going to bed." And he
    >did...without
    >another thought.
    >Anything extraordinary here? Wonder why women live longer...?
    > 'CAUSE THEY ARE MADE FOR THE LONG HAUL......
    > (and they can't die sooner, they still have things to do!!!!)
     
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  2. sunkan

    sunkan Gold IL'ite

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    very true priya,
    can't go to bed straight away even if i do something missing somewhere will always nag until i pin point in mind about it. yeah woman take on too many load without an effort that is the beauty..sunkan
     
  3. Arunarc

    Arunarc Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    Hi Priya
    It's so true. I agree on Sunkan that is the beauty of a women. And even find time to catch up with friends.:-D
     

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