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Women - 30 plus

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by sunitak, Jul 13, 2007.

  1. sunitak

    sunitak Junior IL'ite

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    So true, women in their 30s are more confident and self-assured about themselves and their sex appeal….


    The gift of womanhood i would just like to share this reading i came across with about women over 30. This was written by a man. This is for all you girls 30 years and over.... and for those who are turning 30, and for those who are scared of moving into their 30's...AND for guys who are scared of girls over 30!!!!...


    This is not to undermine woman under this age, but this is just a small tribute to women like me who are over 30. Cheers to all women who are thirty, thriving and still beautiful inside and out. Enjoy!
    This was written by Andy Rooney from CBS 60 Minutes.

    Andy Rooney says:
    As I grow in age, I value women who are over 30 mostof all. Here are just a few reasons why:
    A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think.
    If a woman over 30 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And, it's usually something more interesting.
    A woman over 30 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is, what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of 30 give a damn what you might think about her or what she's doing.
    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
    Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated.
    A woman over 30 has the self-assurance to introduce you to her women friends. A younger woman with a man will often ignore even her best friend because she doesn't trust the guy with other women. Women over 30 couldn't care less if you're attracted to her friends because she knows her friends won't betray her.
    Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 30. They always know.
    A woman over 30 looks good wearing bright red lipstick. This is not true of younger women.
    Women over 30 have more tricks up their sleeve in bed. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 30 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
    Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one! You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
    Yes, we praise women over 30 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of 30+, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year-old waitress.
    Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
     
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  2. sunkan

    sunkan Gold IL'ite

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    too good da, :cool2: very nice:rotfl ...sunkan
     
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  3. Anushiv

    Anushiv Senior IL'ite

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    Hi,

    :yes: Very Good & very True!
    I'm also in the early 30's...
    I can see a change in myself...more confident in making decisions!

    I realize, Life is for living...I began to enjoy every single moment...

    Thanks a lot for sharing this!
     
  4. Malathijagan

    Malathijagan Silver IL'ite

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    That was a wonderful tribute to women 30+. The mann who wrote this must have done a reasearch about women!
     
  5. ayeshanaaz

    ayeshanaaz Junior IL'ite

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    HI good post.

    the last line was very hilarious ...............Y buy the entire pig for the little sausage...............Very true.
     
  6. puni88

    puni88 Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    Hi,
    GOod post.

    ~Punitha
     
  7. Nivedi

    Nivedi New IL'ite

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    This is a good one. I like my 30's. I am more confident and calm.

    Whoever said "If life gives you lemons, make lemonade", must have said that after seeing women in their 30's.
     
  8. Sashmitaa

    Sashmitaa Senior IL'ite

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    Hi

    Nice post about 30+ women:2thumbsup: . Thanks for sharing.

    regards
    Lakshmi
     
  9. padmaiyangar

    padmaiyangar Bronze IL'ite

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    :cool2:

    i am 50 plus and liked the post very much. i feel after 30 plus women has guts to solve the problems without any hesitation

    with regards

    padmaiyangar
     
  10. Sindhuja

    Sindhuja Silver IL'ite

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    I can feel that. I am becoming more and more confident after reading this mail:wink: .
    Thanks for sharing this with us.
    Sindhu
     

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