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Discussion in 'Jokes' started by pussy, Mar 3, 2010.

  1. pussy

    pussy Gold IL'ite

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    A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed
    home.

    He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:
    'Dear Lord:

    I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at
    home.

    I want her to know what I go through.

    So, please allow her body to switch with mine for a day.

    Amen!'

    God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.

    The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman.

    He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate,

    Awakened the kids,

    Set out their school clothes,

    Fed them breakfast,

    Packed their lunches,

    Drove them to school,

    Came home and picked up the dry cleaning,

    Took it to the cleaners

    And stopped at the bank to make a deposit,

    Went grocery shopping,

    Then drove home to put away the groceries,

    Paid the bills and balanced the check book.

    He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog.

    Then, it was already 01P.M.

    And he hurried to make the beds,
    Do the laundry, vacuum,

    Dust,

    And sweep and mop the kitchen floor.

    Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home.

    Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their homework.
    Then, set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing.

    At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad, and snapped fresh beans for supper.

    After supper,

    He cleaned the kitchen,

    Ran the dishwasher,

    Folded laundry,

    Bathed the kids,

    And put them to bed.

    At 09 P.M .

    He was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he managed to get through without complaint.

    The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said: -
    'Lord, I don't know what I was thinking.

    I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all day.

    Please, oh! Oh! Please, let us trade back.

    Amen!'

    The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied:

    'My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change
    things back to the way they were.

    But unfortunately yesterday's night has made you pregnant and you will become a man again only after 9 months. Till that time you are a woman!!!!! :rotfl


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  2. Gitunandakumar

    Gitunandakumar Bronze IL'ite

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    Hahee good one pussy. Thanks for sharing this.
     
  3. sirishadurgaraj

    sirishadurgaraj New IL'ite

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    Really so nice
    i love it
    each and every men need to read this :thumbsup
     
  4. pussy

    pussy Gold IL'ite

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    Hi Gitu,

    Thank you for being the first one to give your comments friend.
     
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    pussy Gold IL'ite

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    Hi Sirisha,

    Thank you for your nice feedback friend.
     
  6. priya g

    priya g Senior IL'ite

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    Hey the joke that pussy you have posted is much more hilarious as far as my knowledge goes (with a twisted ending).....in the end God simply does not have the wife (who was the man/husband earlier) her (his actually) way. Instead He says, "I really appreciate that you want to become a man again but unfortunately yesterday's night has made you pregnant and you will become a man again only after 9 months. Till that time you are a woman!!!!! :rotfl


    I feel this ending is much much much more hillarious..what do you say?
     
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    pussy Gold IL'ite

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    Hi priya,

    Yes the ending was like that only. ( "I really appreciate that you want to become a man again but unfortunately yesterday's night has made you pregnant and you will become a man again only after 9 months. Till that time you are a woman!!!!! )

    I felt bit shy to post it as it is :hide:. So I just removed it.
    Thank you for your post dear.
     
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    pussy Gold IL'ite

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    Hi Priya,

    I just added it yar.
     
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  9. bhuvanhan

    bhuvanhan Silver IL'ite

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    Your addition is the punch line pussy.

    Great post, could not stop laughing. :rotfl

    Good one, pretty true as well. Hope all men folk go through it one day, so that they understand their wife better. Thanks dear for sharing :thumbsup
     
  10. pussy

    pussy Gold IL'ite

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    Hi Bhuvan,

    Thank you very much for your comments.
     

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