Wife Vs Husband

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  1. Rajjo

    Rajjo Junior IL'ite

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    hey hope u all like this.....

    THE SILENT TREATMENT

    A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM" He left it where he knew she would find it.The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and
    see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."
    Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.

    WIFE VS. HUSBAND

    A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"

    "Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws

    WOMEN'S REVENGE
    "Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.
    As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. "So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked.
    "No," she replied," but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally."

    WORDS
    A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day...30,000 to a man's 15,000.
    The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...
    The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"

    CREATION
    A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
    "The wife responded, "Allow me to explain.
    God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
    God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!

    WHO DOES WHAT
    A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.
    The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."
    The husband said, "You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."

    Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee."
    Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me."
    So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says.........."HEBREWS"

    God may have created man before woman,
    But there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.



    :thankyou2:
    Rajjo...
     
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  2. Varasenthil

    Varasenthil New IL'ite

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    Hi Rajoo,

    Its really funny............ to read :smile: .

    from
    varasenthil
     
  3. manjumnair

    manjumnair Silver IL'ite

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    Hi Rajoo,

    It was really funny..:rotfl

    :thankyou2: for sharing them here.
     
  4. Shanvy

    Shanvy IL Hall of Fame

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    hi rajjo,

    it is a nice one. thanks for sharing.
     
  5. anudhar

    anudhar New IL'ite

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    Hi Rajjo

    Its really good post thanks for sharing.......................
     
  6. Sriniketan

    Sriniketan IL Hall of Fame

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    I had a hearty laugh for the second time.:rotfl
    sriniketan
     
  7. Anandchitra

    Anandchitra IL Hall of Fame

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    Rajjo
    Thanks enjoying it so much. will share with hubby too.
    regards
    anandchitra
     
  8. malspie

    malspie Platinum IL'ite

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    Very funny indeed.
     
  9. vivbass

    vivbass Gold IL'ite

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    hahaha,nice one & 100 % true :wink:
     
  10. Vysan

    Vysan Gold IL'ite

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    :clap :clap :clap :clap

    Great....
    Poor men.....
    veda
     

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