Why the stars do you need to ask a question if you dont want an answer!

Carl Sagan might have written something on that topic.

Oh wait, I think he gave up on reading his wife's signals and decided he'd have better success with SETI

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Glad you got that sorted out.

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Hope you updated wifey on your 'signal skills'.

 

HERE COMES THE SIGNAL'S BOOK...............:bonk:bonk:bonk:bonk

................YOUR HEAD AND HAMMER IN WIFE'S HAND!!!!

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Spiderman, Spiderman,
Does whatever a spider can
Spins a web, any size,
Catches thieves just like flies
Look Out!
Here comes the Spiderman.

Can he read his wife's signals
No he can't
Hey there
There goes the Spiderman


Thought that might cheer you up, Spidey LOL

 

Peter's grandfather dies and leaves all his belongings to his favourite grandson. Peter goes thru grandpa's stuff and finds a ancient lamp in one of the boxes. Curious to see what the lamp is, he remembers the Aladdin story from childhood and proceeds to rub the lamp. Much to his surprise, a genie appears.

Genie: Master Peter, I have been imprisoned in the lamp for over 1000 years and I am all yours now. I can grant any of your wishes.

Peter: I want you to build a road from London to New York City so people can drive between London and NYC.

Genie: But, But...Master Peter, that is a tall order wish and cannot be done. I suggest you ask for something else.

Peter: Hmm, OK. In that case, I want to possess powers to know what women are thinking.

Genie: (thinks for a minute)......Master Peter, about that road from London to NYC. Do you want a motorway or a dual carriageway?

 

I had a very recent encounter on 'man missing signal'. Sorry about the long post..

My DH was so engrossed at work that the home became his bachelor motel with internet connection where he comes to sleep, take bath, dine in, browse/work and rush back to office. I missed him so dearly. I tried my best to be patient but as months passed by with no change, I grew more and more silent because I was afraid if I talk I would yell/cry. I know his work situation so I felt it was not fair to bug him. But I cannot bear the mechanical routine either.. as it seemed it would go on forever.

My DH like our great Spiderman is good only with traffic signals. Obviously, he failed to read my signal of silence. As nothing was disrupted at home, he felt everything was ok. At times he would give a puzzled look when I stay mute but functional.

It became unbearable that I could not even stay in one room when he was around as I feared of bursting out in despair. I made his fav vadas. Served him just 2 of the vadas (for health concerns) with coffee. Left the house in the pretext of 'doing laundry'. Laundromat is outside the house. Loaded the washer. Did not feel like going back to the house. So just waited in the swimming pool beside the laundromat till the load was washed and dried.. ie for about an hour and a half.

I rehearsed on how to convey my feelings without hurting him. Then took out the washed clothes, went home all ready for a big talk.. He asked me no questions. Lifted his head from his laptop, smiled at me and went back to work. I faked a smile.

I went to the kitchen, and found out.. guess what?!

All the vadas are gone! He had no idea I was upset..why I was out for so long.. was not even aware that I was out!! And there I was at the pool, wondering if he would be worried about my absence for more than an hour.. would he be searching for me.. what if he comes to the pool to see 'damsel in distress'.. :bang

Men and their mental make up!! :rotfl