Why men are never depressed:

Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by DipaSingh, Sep 21, 2009.

  1. DipaSingh

    DipaSingh New IL'ite

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    Its True

    Just Read an U will get to know why WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED: :spin

    Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. :hide:

    Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. :bowdown

    Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck. :drowning

    You can play with toys all your life. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

    You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

    No wonder men are happier. :rotfl

    Send this to the women who can handle it and to the men who will enjoy reading it


  2. flowerlady

    flowerlady IL Hall of Fame

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    Well said Dipa ! We can add some more things to the list-
    They dont have monthly blues, they never lose their figure even after having several kids. No abortions ,no deliveries and they still get their own flesh and blood baby !
    They can go out at any time of the day and night fearlessly , walk around alone even at midnight .
    Go can go on a solo vacation and no eye-brows are raised.
    They also pursue their career single-mindedly and happily accept trainings /transfers while the wife struggles to bring up the kids alone .
    They get invited to dinners if they are single by ladies who feel sorry (?) for them.
    No taboos if they are widowers, no restriction on the choice of colors, style of dressing !
    Remarriage is a cakewalk , starting a new family is the done thing while the divorced wife is left holding the baby !
    Nobody asks them to leave the house and look for a new life!!!
  3. ansh12

    ansh12 Bronze IL'ite

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    Dipa this is really a good piece, but it should be in the sub-forum for forwarded messages, as this is one of the messages being circulated on net


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