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Where the Kid would stay?

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by krishnaamma, Mar 27, 2007.

  1. krishnaamma

    krishnaamma Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    There was a couple married for quite some time and they had a boy of 5-6 years old. Their relationship was turning sour.
    So finally it reached such a stage that they thought it was better for them to be divorced than carry on such a relationship.
    So they consulted a lawyer. But the big question was who would have the kid.
    In the hearing in the court; it was decided that this choice should be left on the kid.
    So the judge asked "Son would you like to stay with your mummy?"
    Kid said, "No, mummy beats me."
    So the judge asked "Then, would you like to stay with your papa then?
    Kid said, "No, papa beats me."
    Now the judge was in a dilemma and was not able to decide what to do... after pondering for some time he smiled with the ideas he had in his mind about the child......
    And he gave the judgment that the kid would stay with......


    Any guesses????? ???



    Come on I know you can make it......



    Ok here goes the answer.

    The kid would stay with the Indian Cricket Team because they
    NEVER BEAT ANYBODY WHEN REQUIRED!! NOT EVEN BANGLADESH
    Hoo ha India ....!!!! ;))))))))))) )))))):rotfl
     
    Last edited: Mar 27, 2007
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  2. jaisapmm

    jaisapmm Silver IL'ite

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    Nice Postings

    Regards
     
  3. Senorita

    Senorita Silver IL'ite

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    Big LaughBig LaughBig Laugh superb joke krishnamma !

    :cool2:
     
  4. Uma Jogi

    Uma Jogi Senior IL'ite

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    Good Joke Krishnamma....we need to forward the same to our indian cricket team...atleast they wld realize and play well further...!!Big Laugh
     
  5. aaisha

    aaisha New IL'ite

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    Good joke Krishnamma ......

    Aaisha
     

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