what some men have to say about 'wives' and 'marriage'

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  1. ambika ananth

    ambika ananth Bronze IL'ite

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    I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry.
    That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. -

    David Bissonette

    When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
    Sa! cha Gui try

    After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
    Hemant Joshi

    By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
    Socrates

    The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?
    Sigmund Freud

    "I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."

    Sam Kinison

    "There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."
    James Holt McGavran

    "I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't."
    [FONT='Book ªntiqua']Patrick Murray [/FONT]
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    You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.

    [FONT='Book ªntiqua'][/FONT]
    [FONT='Book ªntiqua']Henny Youngman [/FONT]


    My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met

    Rodney Dangerfield


    A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

    Milton Berle

    Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
    Anonymous

    First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
    Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
     
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  2. Vandhana

    Vandhana Silver IL'ite

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    That was too funny..

    but all said and done, men cannot live without us Women folks!!.:) I have read a few more quotes in the same vein, but just can't seem to recall them now.

    Please so post more oftern Ambika.

    Vandhana
     
  3. ambika ananth

    ambika ananth Bronze IL'ite

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    true vandhana

    Thats absolutely true Vandhana..men cannot live without we women folk..but some men cannot live with women..for varied reasons..
    Next time I will post some highly romantic things said by some men about women..how do you like the idea..???
    ambika
     
  4. meenaprakash

    meenaprakash Silver IL'ite

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    guys are funny anyway....

    Dear Ambika,

    I've read this post before but it's nice to read it all over again.
    its funny -
    did you say, romantic sayings, oh, my, I just can't wait for your next post
    pls do ASAP.
     
  5. Vandhana

    Vandhana Silver IL'ite

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    Ambika,
    Yes please do post the romantic ones too.

    Like Meena, waiting eagerly for them.

    Vandhana
     
  6. anjana

    anjana Bronze IL'ite

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    That was hilarious.

    Dear Ambika,
    Loved each and every one of them,so true!!! Keep posting more.
    Love,
     
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    radha_chennai New IL'ite

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    haha

    wow ,what a great posting!I can't stop myself from laughing.Please post romantic ones too.
    radha


     
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    safa Bronze IL'ite

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    Just now I understood how Socrates became a philosopher! Have heard his was little rude towards him..
    It was an enjoyable post Ambika..Thanks
     

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