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What is the first thing a GIRL does after a bad car accident?

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by vmur, Aug 11, 2007.

  1. vmur

    vmur Silver IL'ite

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    What is the first thing a GIRL does after a bad car accident?

    Turn off the ignition?


    NO


    Get away from the car in case it explodes?



    NO



    Call 911
    (100) on her cell phone?
    NO


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  2. vidisha

    vidisha Senior IL'ite

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    :lol: :lol: :lol:

    Nice post vmur,
     
  3. madhu11

    madhu11 Bronze IL'ite

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    :lol:..............................
     
  4. krishnaamma

    krishnaamma Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    hhahahhahahhaah.... enjoyed it:-D
     
  5. dkbabu

    dkbabu New IL'ite

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    hahhhahahhahhahahaha :rotfl
     
  6. swapna15

    swapna15 Senior IL'ite

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    Good one Vmur..:)
     
  7. Ambige

    Ambige Bronze IL'ite

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    thats nice...hahaha..Big LaughBig Laugh
     
  8. vsar

    vsar Senior IL'ite

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    Poor girls..always picked up with respect to driving cars :hide:
     

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