What is a 710 knob? Car Trouble (Blonde)

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    Car Trouble (Blonde)
    What is a 710 knob?
    A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage.
    A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten knob.
    We all looked at each other and another customer asked, 'What is a seven-hundred-ten knob?' She replied, 'You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one... ‘She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there.
    The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked 'is there a 710 on this car?'
    She pointed and said, 'Of course, its right there.' If you're not sure what a 710 knob is click on the link:
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