Welcome To The Wild Ride On The Choo Choo Train

Due to several requests, will keep all poetry in one thread for easy reading

SWEEP IT UNDER THE RUG

Sweep it under the rug
It's just a tiny bug

Sweep it under the rug
No need to give me a hug

Sweep it under the rug
Rubba Dub Dub

Sweep it under the rug
Thank you for the grub

Sweep it under the rug
Where everything is nice
And snug

Sweep it under the rug
And drink that whole
Milk jug

Sweep it under the rug
That is a giant bug!!!

Sweep it under the rug
Hey what the f***

Sweep it under the rug

Now I'm squished
And swept
Under the rug...

 

First-class compartment for you!

 

WHAT DOES JESUS CHRIST THINK OF CHRISTMAS?

What does Jesus Christ
Think of Christmas

Does it make Him happy
Does it make Him sad
Does it make Him mad

What does Jesus Christ
Think of Christmas

Season of Giving
Season of Living
or
Season of Merely Swimming

Swimming in Debt
Swimming in Ego
Swimming in Fat

What does Jesus Christ
Think of Christmas

Does He Think
Wh00Hoo
It's my Birthday
Or
B00Hoo
It brings out the Snakes

What does Jesus Christ
Think of Christmas

Are we truly Joyous
Or truly Jealous

Trying to One-Up Another with
Bigger Presents
Flashier Decorations
Tastier Turkey

Yet Starved Heart

What does Jesus Christ
Think of Christmas

 

LOL, use Fudge instead!

 

YOU ARE SO SMART

You are so Smart
How do you do it

You are so Smart
Everyone likes you

You are so Smart
You can make
Conversation with Anyone

You are so Smart
People invite you to
Parties

You are so Smart
You get preferential
Treatment

You are so Smart
People want to help you

You are so Smart
You put the worst
Enemies at ease

You are so Smart
I wish I can be
Like you

 

PAINTING HUMAN ANATOMY

Painting Human Anatomy
Oh the Humanity

Face too big
Feet to small
Nose not right

Painting Human Anatomy
Oh what a Calamity

Lest you measure wrong
Lest you use the wrong shade
And God forbid
You paint spades instead of
Plaid

Painting Human Anatomy
Something I wish to master

Painting Human Anatomy
A Handsome Man's Face
I wish to graphically
Raster

Painting Human Anatomy
Try try again

Painting Human Anatomy
Cry cry again

Agonize over what goes where

Eyes in the Center
Nose third below

What if someone is
Clutching a Bansuri to
Blow

Painting Human Anatomy
Alas, a feat to complete!

 

HEALTH IS WEALTH

Health is Wealth

Money can buy best house
Money can buy friends
Money can buy influence

But can Money buy health

Can Money cure average surgerical outcomes
Can Money cure diabetes
Can Money cure insomnia

Can Money cure a broken heart

Health is Wealth

Money can buy fresh produce
Money can buy nuts, seeds, legumes
Money can buy indoor exercise equipment

A paltry amount
For a lifetime of Wealth


A long, happy, health
Fulfilling, joyful lifetime

Each day is a new birth
Each day you can teach one
About you
Long long long
Life experiences

Health is truly Wealth