We Know U R A True Indian

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by ayeshanaaz, Jul 10, 2007.

  1. ayeshanaaz

    ayeshanaaz Junior IL'ite

    Likes Received:
    Trophy Points:

    your mother has a short-haired, curly perm.

    your parents still tried to get you into places half-price saying you were
    12 when you were really 15.​

    you ask your parents help on one math problem and 2 hours later they're
    still lecturing.

    you have a 40 lb. bag of rice in your pantry.

    everyone thinks you're "Indian" no matter what part of South Asia your
    ancestors were from.

    you've had a bowl haircut at one point in your life.

    your parents say, "Don't forget your heritage."

    you drive mostly Japanese cars.

    you've learned to keep bargaining even if the prices are rock bottom.

    you know what's going to happen in every Hindi movie before it happens

    you're father and grandfathers have hair on their ears

    idiot people try to impress you with pathetic imitation Asian languages

    at least one family member wears black wire/plastic frame glasses

    an Asian woman comes on campus and people ask: "Is that your mother? Well
    then, is it your sister?"

    your relatives' houses smell like incense, mothballs or both

    your parents say, "Calculus? I took calculus in 8th grade!!"

    everyone thinks you're good at math.

    you like $1.75 movies

    you like $1.50 movies even more.

    your aunts and uncles bring you back adorable clothing From Asia with fuzzy
    bunnies, vinyl ducks and English words that make no sense, in great colors
    like yellow, pink, magenta, orange and the ever popular lime green.

    your parents insist you marry within your race.

    you either really, really want to go to NYU or really, really want to stay
    away from it

    your parents have never kissed you

    "You want a stereo!" When I was your age, I didn't even have shoes!!"

    you have to call just about all your parent's friends "Auntie and Uncle."

    you have 12+ aunts and uncles from both your mother's and your father's side

    at expensive restaurants, you order a delicious glass of water for your
    beverage and NEVER order dessert.

    your parents simply cut the green/black part off the bread and say "Eat it
    anyway. It's still good."

    when going to other peoples' houses, you always have to bring a gift.

    your dad still pulls his socks up to his knees, you know, the ones with the
    blue and pink stripes at the top.

    your family owns a tennis racquet.

    your family always cheers for the Asian athlete on TV (i.e. Michael Chang)

    the furniture in your house never matches the wallpaper, the carpet, the
    decorations or any of the rest of the furniture.

    your family owns butcher knives bigger than your head.

    your parents tell you about how long it took for them to get to school, how
    horrible the weather was in their native country, and how much they still
    appreciated going

    your parents buy you clothes and shoes many sizes too big so you can "grow
    into it" and wear it for years to come." ​

Share This Page