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Wc :))))

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Monsi, Jul 16, 2007.

  1. Monsi

    Monsi Bronze IL'ite

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    In the days when you couldn't count on a public toilet facility, an
    English woman was planning a trip to India. She was registered to stay
    in a small guest house owned by the local schoolmaster. She was
    concerned as to whether the guest house contained a WC. In England, as
    you know, a bathroom is commonly called a WC which stands for
    "Water Closet". She wrote to the schoolmaster inquiring of the facilities about
    the WC.

    The school master, not fluent in English, asked the local priest if he
    knew the meaning of WC. Together they pondered possible meanings of the
    letters and concluded that the lady wanted to know if there was a
    " Wayside Chapel " (Place where Celebrations are done especially like a
    beautiful garden) near the house . . . a bathroom never entered their
    minds.

    So the schoolmaster wrote the following reply:

    Dear Madam,
    I take great pleasure in informing you that the WC is located 9 miles
    from the house. It is located in the middle of a grove of pine trees,
    surrounded by lovely grounds. It is capable of holding 229 people and is
    open on Sundays and Thursdays. As there are many people expected in the
    summer months, I suggest you arrive early. There is, however, plenty of
    standing room. This is an unfortunate situation especially if you are in
    the habit of going regularly. It may be of some interest to you that my
    daughter was married in the WC as it was there that she met her husband.
    It was a wonderful event. There were 10 people in every seat. It was
    wonderful to see the expressions on their faces. We can take photos in
    different angle.
    My wife, sadly, has been ill and unable to go recently. It has been
    almost a year since she went last, which pains her greatly.
    You will be pleased to know that many people bring their lunch and make
    a day of it. Others prefer to wait till the last minute and arrive just
    in time. I would recommend Your Ladyship plan to go on a Thursday as
    there is an organ accompaniment. The acoustics are excellent and even
    the most delicate sounds can be heard everywhere.
    The newest addition is a bell which rings every time a person enters. We
    are holding a bazaar to provide plush seats for all since many feel it
    is long needed. I look forward to escorting you there myself and seating
    you in a place where you can be seen by all.

    :mrgreen:
     
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  2. sunkan

    sunkan Gold IL'ite

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    :eek:mg: :rotfl that was great...sunkan
     
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  3. vanmug

    vanmug New IL'ite

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    wonderful joke. i had a hearty laugh
     
  4. slp807

    slp807 Bronze IL'ite

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    hahaha...... :)

    good one!!!!!!!!
     

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