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Warm and Moist

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by chatkara_tasty, Aug 19, 2007.

  1. chatkara_tasty

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    MAN: I'd like to buy some dog food.

    CHECKOUT LADY: Do you have a dog?

    MAN: Yes.

    CHECKOUT LADY: Where is he?

    MAN: He's at home.

    CHECKOUT LADY: I'm sorry, I can't sell this dog food to you unless I see the dog. Store policy.






    The next day, the man returns.

    MAN: I'd like to buy some cat food.

    CHECKOUT LADY: Do you have a cat?

    MAN: Yes.

    CHECKOUT LADY: Well...where is she?

    MAN: She's at home!

    CHECKOUT LADY: Sorry, I can't sell this cat food to you unless I see your cat.



    The next day the man returns.

    CHECKOUT LADY: What's in the sack?

    MAN: Put your hand inside.

    CHECKOUT LADY: Hmmm...It's warm and moist! What is it?

    MAN: I would like to buy some toilet paper.



     
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