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  1. ansh12

    ansh12 Bronze IL'ite

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    WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?
    Different Answers from different people


    Which is true?

    KINDERGARTEN BOY : To get to the other side.
    PLATO: For the greater good.

    ARISTOTLE
    : It is the nature of chickens to cross roads.

    KARL MARX
    : It was a historical inevitability.

    TIMOTHY LEARY
    : Because that's the only trip the establishment would let it take.

    SADDAM HUSSEIN
    : This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.

    CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK
    : To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.

    HIPPOCRATES
    : Because of an excess of phlegm in its pancreas.

    MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.
    : I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.

    MOSES
    : And God came down from the Heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.

    RICHARD M. NIXON
    : The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did NOT cross the road.

    MACHIAVELLI
    : The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares why? The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was.

    BILL GATES
    : The newly released Chicken 2003, will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook.

    DARWIN
    : Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically disposed to cross roads.

    EINSTEIN
    : Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference and relativity.


    GEORGE BUSH: We are committed to establishing a democracy where chickens freely cross roads without oppression from terrorist organizations.

    Azharuddin
    :"I am totally innocent, you know, I'm unnecessarily being dragged into this, you know, because I'm from the minority..... I neither know the chicken nor the road, you know...."

    George Fernandes
    :"I am deeply hurt that this question is being asked after my 40 clean years of public life. I don't own a house, or a car, leave alone a chicken !!!"

    Mulayam:
    "I demand a 50% reservation of the road for the chicken class, so that they can cross the road freely without their motives being questioned"


    ARJUN SINGH: Our policy will ensure the development of socially underprivileged chickens so that they can also cross roads.

    Abdul Kalam:
    "Yes, why did the chickens cross the road? ... please tell me why? .. they crossed to go to the other side of the road... now repeat after me ...."

    Advani
    :"I see Pakistani hand in this ..."

    Vatal Nagaraj
    :"No Tamil or outside chickens will be allowed to cross our roads, our roads are meant only for Kanadiga chickens!".

    Bal Thackarey
    :"Chickens crossing the roads is against our culture, my followers will stone all such chickens which cross the road".

    Jayalalithaa
    :"From reliable sources I've got the information that the chicken belongs to Karunanidhi. He is making his chicken cross the road to create law & order problems. The chicken has now been imprisoned under POTA".

    Amitabh Bachhan:"
    The chicken has crossed the road?.. are you sure.. very sure ... really sure..."

    Venkaiah Naidu:
    "We are very sure of the fact that the chicken did not cross the road. It's a conspiracy by the congress. The poor chicken has been made a scapegoat in this whole issue"

    H.S.Surjeet
    :"We are adopting a wait and watch policy. We have convened a meeting of the third front today. We will decide the future course of action after the chicken comes back.."

    Maneka Gandhi
    :"Chicken crossed the road alone...!! If a vehicle had passed over it, we would have lost one of our dearest creatures. Ban all vehicles from using the road. Protect our chickens..."

    Salman Khan
    :"I ran over the chicken (Hic!). It was not intentional .... It was accidental (Hic!)... ... you're now asking this question to me only because I'm a celebrity(Hic!)".
     
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  2. srinivasan_vanaja

    srinivasan_vanaja Gold IL'ite

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    hi,

    really funnyBig Laugh

    and what an Indus Lady would say on this issue.

    ILite : In my view, I support that chicken. In future it might yield many good chickens and improve India's economy. Why only Cocks are allowed to cross?:notthatway: we chickens have equal rights. I invite all ilites to come out with their best solutions to solve this issue.:thumbsup
     
  3. Anushiv

    Anushiv Senior IL'ite

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    Hi there,

    Very funny indeed. srinivasan vanaja (our IL representative) ‘well said’.:clap

    And if this incident (i.e. chicken crossing the road) happened over here in <?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:eek:ffice:smarttags" /><st1:place w:st="on"><st1:country-region w:st="on">Singapore</st1:country-region></st1:place>...
    There will be $100 fine to the owner of the chicken + if any accident occurred (be’cos of the crossing), the owner would have been sued! My 2centsThat is why we call it ' <st1:place w:st="on"><st1:country-region w:st="on">Singapore</st1:country-region></st1:place> is the FINE city'!:)
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  4. ansh12

    ansh12 Bronze IL'ite

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    Thnaks Vanaja

    For making this piece really funny and witty by your remarks.

    The chicken managed to cross the road as it had gained confidence to do so after visiting Indusladies site.

    Let's hope it joins the forum and starts a sub-forum named "Experiences of a chick in crossing the road"
    Big Laugh
     
  5. Sumeru

    Sumeru New IL'ite

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    This is really really funny !
     
  6. srinivasan_vanaja

    srinivasan_vanaja Gold IL'ite

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    hi anushiv and ansh12,

    you two made me Big LaughBig LaughBig LaughBig Laugh
     
  7. Arunarc

    Arunarc Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    Hahahaah real good one
     

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