1. Would you like to join the IL team? See open jobs!
    Dismiss Notice
  2. What can you teach someone online? Tell us here!
    Dismiss Notice
  3. If someone taught you via skype, what would you want to learn? Tell us here!
    Dismiss Notice

University Courses for Men & Women.. Good One!!!

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by daffodil, Dec 31, 2007.

  1. daffodil

    daffodil Bronze IL'ite

    Messages:
    589
    Likes Received:
    37
    Trophy Points:
    48
    Gender:
    Female
    Whatsamatta University's Seminars For Men Fall Catalogue

    Once again, the female staff at Whatsamatta University will be offering courses for men of all marital status in an attempt to help males and females understand each other better. Attendance in at least 10 of the following is required.

    1. Combatting Stupidity

    2. You Too Can Do Housework

    3. Resistance to Beer

    4. How To Properly Fill An Ice Tray

    5. We Do Not Want Sleazy Underwear For Christmas (Give Us Credit Cards)

    6. Understanding The Female Response To Coming Home Drunk At 4:00am

    7. Wonderful Laundry Techniques (also called "Don't Wash My Silks")

    9. Get A Life - Learn To Cook

    10. How Not To Act Like An Idiot When You Are Obviously Wrong

    11. Spelling - Even You Can Get It Right

    12. Understanding Your Financial Incompetence

    13. You, The Weaker Sex

    14. Reasons To Give Flowers

    15. Garbage - Getting It To The Curb

    16. You Cannot Always Wear Whatever You Please

    17. How To Put Down A Toilet Seat

    18. Give Me A Break - Why We Know Your Excuses Are Lies

    19. How To Go Shopping With Your Mate Without Getting Lost

    20. The Remote Control - Overcoming Your Dependency

    21. Helpful Posture Hints For Couch Potatoes

    22. Mother-in-Laws Are People Too

    23. The Weekend And Sports Are Not Synonymous

    24. How Not To Act Younger Than Your Children

    25. You Too Can Be A Designated Driver

    26. Male Bonding: Leave Your Friends At Home

    27. Attainable Goal - Omitting Foul Expletives From Vocabulary

    28. You Don't Really Need That Porsche

    Whatsamatta University's Seminars For Women Fall Catalogue

    Once again, the male staff at Whatsamatta University will be offering courses for women of all marital status in an attempt to help males and females understand each other better. Attendance in at least 10 of the following is required.

    1. Combatting The Impulse To Nag

    2. You Can Change The Oil Too

    4. How To Properly Fill A Beer Mug

    5. We Do Not Want Ties For Christmas

    6. Understanding The Female Causes Of Male Drunkenness

    7. How To Do All Your Laundry In One Load And Have More Time To Watch Football

    8. Parenting - Your Husband Gave You Children So You Could Have Someone Other Than Him To Boss Around

    9. How To Encourage Your Husband To Cook More And Be Able To Stomach His Slop

    10. How Not To Sob Like A Sponge When Your Husband Is Right

    11. Get A Life - Learn To Kill Spiders Yourself

    12. Balancing A Checkbook - Even You Can Get It Right

    13. Comprehending Credit Card Spending Limits And Financial Responsibility

    14. You, The Whining Sex

    15. Shopping - Doing It In Less Than 16 Hours

    16. If You Want To Know How That Looks On You, Ask Your Mother

    17. How To Close The Garage Door

    18. If You Don't Want An Excuse, Don't Demand An Explanation

    19. How To Go Fishing With Your Mate And Not Catch Pneumonia

    20. Living Without Power Windows - How To Turn A Crank

    21. Romanticism - The Whole Point Of Caviar, Candles, And Conversation

    22. How To Retain Your Composure While Your Husband Is Relaxing By Himself

    23. Why You Don't Need To Invite Your Mother Over Every Weekend

    24. Payday And Shopping Are Not Synonymous

    25. How To Act Younger Than Your Mother

    26. You Too Can Carry A Backpack

    27. Female Friendship - Why Your Best Friends Are Not The Women Who Complain About You The Most

    28. Learning To Appreciate The Beer Belly And Lard Butt Morphologies Of Men

    29. Attainable Goal - Catching A Ball Before It Stops Moving

    30. How To Close The Top On The Toothpaste
     
    Loading...

  2. puni88

    puni88 Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

    Messages:
    12,320
    Likes Received:
    7,222
    Trophy Points:
    545
    Gender:
    Female
    good one..
    I guess we all need lessons now!!
     

Share This Page