Uncanny-but true!

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  1. sudhavnarasimhan

    sudhavnarasimhan Silver IL'ite

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    Dear al,
    This was a fwd.....enjoy!




    Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.

    To Err is human, to forgive is not a COMPANY policy.

    The road to success??.. Is always under construction.

    Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.

    In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it.

    All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening.

    Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak.

    Everyone has a scheme of getting rich.. Which never works.

    If at first you don't succeed.. Destroy all evidence that you ever tried.

    You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down, it will always land on the buttered side.

    Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner.

    ***** 42.7% of all statistics is made on the spot. *****


    If you have paper, you don't have a pen??. If you have a pen, you don't have paper?? if you have both, no one calls.


    Especially for engg. Students----
    If you have bunked the class, the professor has taken attendance.

    You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming.

    After a long wait for bus no.20, two 20 number buses will always pull in together and the bus which you get in will be crowded than the other.


    The last person to be fired or quit is responsible for all the errors until another person is fired or quits.

    Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker
     
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  2. Varloo

    Varloo Gold IL'ite

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    Dear Sudha,
    your posts brings to mind this proverb- uppu vikka pona mazhai peyyuthu, mavu vikka pona kaathadikkuthu.
    This phenomenon happens to most of the people.
     
  3. sudhavnarasimhan

    sudhavnarasimhan Silver IL'ite

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    Dear Varloo,

    That was an apt proverb here...my my all of us are getting to be experts at dropping a pazhamozhi at the drop of a hat! Maybe not like our Leader , but this tamil proverbs thread seems to have an asar on us....what do u say!:-D
     
  4. Vandhana

    Vandhana Silver IL'ite

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    How true!

    Hi Sudha,
    Great reading and i had a good laugh. Reminds of all the Murphys laws. The one i like best is If something can go wrong, it will!!

    Yes, the pazhamozhi thread is having an asar on all of us.

    Happy Monday.

    Vandhana
     

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