GET READY.....be ready for your flight, as you may have to depart any minute.... ULTIMATE JOURNEY Ticket type: One-way Price: Absolutely free (booking confirmed) Passenger Details Name: One of the 'children of Adam' Origins: From clay Address: Planet Earth Conditions Of Travel: Departure: from life on earth Destination: eternal life Stop-over: hotel (2 meters under the ground, for one person) Duration of flight: from couple of seconds to several millions of years Departure time: Time of death: (exact time is unknown, but it can happen earlier than expected) Arrival time: On the Judgment Day (not specified in the timetable) Information About Interrogation: On the arrival to the hotel (grave): incorruptible ... Luggage: Despite the fact that the airplane transfers only one passenger at a time, there are some restrictions on the amount of baggage that you can take with you: 1) You can take with you 5 meters of white cloth 2) Any items of material life of earth are strictly forbidden. 3) Realistic luggage should consist of good deeds, modest behavior and of well spent time doing good deeds.... Important instructions: All the passengers should remember that tickets are not exchangeable or refundable. This journey is compulsory for representatives of all races, nationalities, religions and of all ages. Delays are not stipulated. Captain: Angel of Death will not compromise on changing the date and time of departure...... During your journey you will not be provided with oxygen mask, as your breathing system will be terminated just before the departure time...... Additional instructions: You don't need to take care of your boarding pass, passport and other travel documents. To prepare for a comfortable flight:.. Final warning: Final destination depends on you! Please do not waste your time on planet earth. Remember, you have one-way ticket: Either to Hell or to Paradise .
