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Tuffy and Bingo

Discussion in 'Snippets of Life (Non-Fiction)' started by Kamalji, Mar 3, 2010.

  1. Kamalji

    Kamalji IL Hall of Fame

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    Tuffy and Bingo

    Tuffy and Bingo are Fine, Bingo growing to be a powerful fellow, and now fights with Tuffy, and bullies the oldie. Both are with me during the day, and it is fun to watch their antics.
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    Bingo at night goes with brother and bhabhi to their house. Last week, he did not let them sleep, for he kept sniffing under the bed, even after scolding, and big hit on his backside by brother, he slunk away to the drawing room.Brother got scared that maybe there is a snake around, for his area is known for snakes slinking in the neighbour’s homes, and they could not sleep the whole night.


    Brother lifted the bed, nothing.Next night, again this fellow went to the dressing table And was hovering around it, Bhabhi got suspicious and when they opened the drawers, a rat came out and disappeared out the house. She felt so bad, that brother gave a hiding to Bingo, they cuddled and huddled the poor fellow, after all he was doing his job, but we humans sometimes don’t understand their language.


    And he loved to sleep on their bed, early in themorning, right in between the two, and Bhabhi says, that now she does not miss having a child, Bingo is as good a son to them.And to imagine for the first two years in Jaipur, she was scared of Tuffy, and either he would be outside or she outside, but all that changed when Bingo entered their lives.


    Here are some pictures of them.Hope u like the pics as much as I do.



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    Brother watching TV, And Bingo comes and sleeps on his bed, when they want to sleep, he leaps off.
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    Master and doggie, both snoozing.

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    Bingo sits regularly with brother when he does Pooja in the mornings, and wont get up till brother dosnt.
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    This joke was told by my Neighbour during our holi meeting, silly and cute.

    A Boss dismissed his employee Arvind.After a month or so, the Boss notices that someone comes and ****s outside his gate, every morning, and the stink was unbearable.This continued for a while, they could not find out who was the rascal.

    One day the watchman comes and tells the Boss " Sir i saw Arvind ****ting in the morning outside the Gate, and seeing me he ran way.

    Boss - But why does he have to **** outside my house everyday? What does it mean?

    Watchman - I think , Sir, he is trying to tell u, that even after u have dismissed him, he is not exactly starving !!!
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    Machar Ne aapko Kata, yeh uska junoon tha
    Aapne khujli kari, woh app ka sukun tha,
    Chahkar bhi aapne usse nahin Mara,
    kyon ki uski rago mein aap ka khoon tha !
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    Wife goes to supermarket, sees Men's Briefs on Sale.
    She buys dozen of the same colour.goes home and gives it to Hubby.
    Hubby protests " Why u bought so many of the same colour? People will think i do not change underwear.
    wife - Which People ??????
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    Man offered Drink to a Woman - She refused saying, they are bad for my legs
    Perplexed man - Why , do they pain or do they swell ?
    Woman, No, they spread !
     
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  2. Tubelight

    Tubelight Bronze IL'ite

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    So cute !
    Bingo's episode is just like that old panchatantra story involving a dog, baby and snake and the dog getting a hiding because the Master misunderstood the situation when actually the poor dog saved the baby. Yes, the poor things have their own language, we dumb humans cannot understand.


    'kyon ki uski rago mein aap ka khoon tha '!:rotfl

    But the last joke, too much ! too much !:shock:
     
  3. knot2share

    knot2share Gold IL'ite

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    Poojya Kamalji

    A very sweet blog to start my day here. Loved it and Bingo is very sweet. Actually I have heard a story of a dog owned by a person who had some illness (I don't remember what exactly). The owner used to frequently suffer from seizures. But just before the owner had a severe fit episode, the dog would start acting funny. Earlier nobody understood what it was. But after several such episodes they found the connection that the dog could sense the onset of a seizure in his master well in advance. It helped them take precautions thereafter!! I thought that was an amazing story. One can't but just help love the animal....But honestly, even I am scared of dogs or for that matter any pet.

    Your jokes are too good. You do have a good bunch of friends who know exactly what to forward to you isn't it??
     
  4. sowmyapbhat

    sowmyapbhat Senior IL'ite

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    Kamalji,

    Such a nice blog! Even your dogs are like you, simple and without any pretensions!

    They say, a man has more in common with his dog than with his wife!:rotflVery true, don't you think?

    The loyalty that you get from Man's Best Friend, no human can give you. They are so happy to see you when you return from somewhere.. they will cry all night long if you leave them.

    Pity that their lifespan is only 13-15 years. If they lived as long as humans do, I think most people will never feel lonely!

    Good one, as usual,

    Cheers,

    Sowmya
     
  5. monifa13

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    Pranaam Kamalji - Till I came to Australia - all through my life- I have never lived without pets. My parents' house was almost like a zoo. But here, in the apartments, they don't allow pets and I miss them so much. Here,kind people train their dogs to be friendly and give love and comfort to the people who live in nursing homes and take the dogs to such places and these people wait for these dogs every weekend. They are called as 'Therapy dogs'.
    [SIZE=+2]A[/SIZE]t Therapeutic Paws of Canada we offer a volunteer based therapy dog and cat visitation program for senior’s facilities such as retirement homes, nursing homes, Alzheimer day away centers, hospitals and where there is a need. The medical establishment has long recognized the significant benefits of a therapy dog and cat program. The petting and stroking of a pet helps to calm the most agitated resident and stimulates wonderful conversations about the pet they once owned. Recovery from surgery is quoted as being accelerated when there is continued contact with a pet. As a result of the many government fiscal cutbacks, the facility’s staff is stretched to their limits. The positive impact of our program on the day-to-day life of each senior throughout our community and beyond cannot be calculated.
    Particularly dogs are wonderful companions and they are adorable.
     
  6. Mindian

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    hi kamalji,

    good to hear about tuffy and bingo after a long time.:) i too was scared of dogs before but my friends pug is soooo cute and welcomes me so heartily that i cannot help loving that small fellow.

    I do not know what is wrong with me nowadays... why do i LOL at these ****ty jokes? surely I should behave my age and act with more dignity? kamalji,I fully blame you for arresting my mental growth :)
     
  7. Meenupanicker

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    Dear Kamalji

    Nice to hear about Tuffy and Bingo .

    Iam also scared of dogs but love to watch them along with someone.

    Infact I am so much frightened by them coming near me that I would ofen scream loud enough to make even the dog frightened against me.

    Thanks for sharing the pictures and jokes :biglaugh also
     
  8. Kamalji

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    Dear TL/Cow/Laxmi,

    first congrats for winning the best blogger for Feb.You deserved it.

    Well the last joke, i thought a lot before posting, i thought many would not understand it, And i thought i would get flak for it, but well, ye sit is naughty , my lord, sorry my lordess.:biglaugh

    Yes dogs , we will never understand their language, they mean good for us most of the times.

    Regards

    kamal
     
  9. Kamalji

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    Dont be scared of pets, they are good, ys they do get excited when they see a nw person, and want to jump and smell the person, after a few minutes they quieten down.Same is with Tuffy and Bingo.I have many old posts of these two here on indus.

    Well most of the jokes i get are non veg, the last one was semi veg, HAHA.Thanks for the great FB, thank u.

    kamal
     
  10. Kamalji

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    Dear Sowmya,

    You mean i ahve more in common with Tuffy Bingo than Harsha ! HAHAHAHA.First time i am hearing that men and dogs have more in common.But i feel proud, if anyone compares me toa a dog, for dogs are someone that i respect a lot.

    Pls dont think i took it otherwise, u said it right.just pulling yr leg.Yes it is very sad their life span is less, my first one Naughty a cute while pomerian, died after 9 years, and we got Tuffy, and now Bingo, who is now 1 and half years, and ready to mate, searching for a bride for the fellow.:biglaugh

    Thanks a ton.

    Regards

    kamal
     

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