Tuffy and Bingo- the saga carries on

Tuffy and Bingo ​

Yesterday Bingo was in a terrible mood.I feel dogs too have some bad days and yest it was Bingo’s .After we slept, he went to the guest room, and brought a doxen lotions, after shave, combs, to the drawing room where he sleeps in his Cartoon, along with a dozen onions from the kitchen, and u can see in the pic itself.
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Plus he shat in the DR, and peed to his heart’s content, which he has not been doing for a fortnight.Harsha got the fright of her life when she got up at 5 am to let them off today in the garden, and she came and fired me in my sleep for leaving the doors open of the rooms.


Now what what do I close.After I am thru with my drinks, I have now to cart them away from the table, as Bingo has broken quite a few bottles of whiskey, chewed my ciggies, broken soda bottle and the whiskey glass, so I took all those to the kitchen top.But forgot to close the room doors, and here is the result for u all to see.


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Well at lunch this was the topic , and bhabhi , poor thing was feeling sorry that her Bingo did all this to my things.I put her at ease, and told her there is alaways a atonement for sins, and here it is not much, just give me 500/- for the loss, and get me 10 onions from yr house for the ones damaged, and she had a smile on her face again.

Bottom left is the **** of Bingo, while tuffy must have been watching the fun and sadistically waiting for Bingo to get scolded in the morning.Look at the onions, luckily they are cheap now.


But I have a feeling, that while we were blaming Bingo, Tuffy must be chuckling.Tuffy must have been feeling neglected, where all our attention is on the little one, and I wondered why did Tuffy not stop Bingo while he was running amok.

I feel, Tuffy must have encouraged Bingo to go to the last room, and bring all the lotions to the DR, while he watched the fun, as a benovalent older brother, so that Bingo gets the firing in the morning, and we praise Tuffy that Tuffy is such a well behaved fellow as compared to Bingo.Sibling rivalary at its best , u see !


The other day Bingo was not well and i was in Chennai, and he was vomitting for 2 days.Doc gave some medicines, and he was fine.Since there was no one to take him out for walks, as i take them in the morning, He shat in the lawns, and Harsha saw some techni colour **** coming out, and she got alarmed.It seems it was one whole meter of cloth this fellow had swallowed, and god knows how it passed his intestines, and came out.The back ground was white when it went in, and came out creamish later.Next time we want a sample, we feed him the white cloth, apply some choclate on it, so he takes it in, and we get a free sample of the dye.Brilliant idea i think !!!


And we have some very heavy brass statues just on the Cabinet, and who knows Tuffy might tell Bingo one night to drop them on the floor, and wham it falls over Bingo, and in one stroke, his opposition is finished.


I feel Tuffy is not a dog, but a Human being, and Bingo like that Marley dog is nto a dog , but an animal.Just joking.


And from today the trainer was supposed to come to teach Bingo, but has failed to turn up as of now.Let us see what he has to say on seeing this fellow.He may increase his fees, if I show him the pics opf what Bingo has been up to, but I wont.I am a Sindhi and a businessman.


So the childhood of Bingo is to get over, and he starts to train under the trainer most probably from tomorrow.And he sure needs some training,bcs of Bingo i get the scolding, why i left his open or that.


and Bingo was looking so innocent today morning, what do i tell to those endearing eyes, and a wagging tail.And when he greets me in the morning, he walks like a Gay, backside going left and right, tail wagging, and licking me all over.He is male and so am I..amen


Some SMS joke sent today in the Garden by a friend called Rajesh.Some are very bad, but the decent ones i am posting here, laugh here at least friends.


Hindi Teacher : Muhawre ka vakya mein prayog karo

Ek Panth do Kaaj

Boy - Tulsidas Mootan Gaye,

Mootat lag gayi Paad,
Paddat paddat hag liyo,
Ek panth dui Kaaj


Mootat - Urination
Paad - Fart
Hag - ****

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A Sindhi Family received the coffin of their dead father from their kin in Hong Kong, with a letter on the top of the coffin which read :

" I am sending Father's body and with it the items you all asked for.Under Father's body are 12 Bottles of Black Label, 10 packets of choclates and 8 packets of almonds.Give 2 Bottles to Kamalji, he has been very kind in commenting on my blogs.

Father is wearing a pair of Nike , give it to Kiran Det , and baseball cap for Devika .there are 2 handbags, one each for Mithila and Malspie
Father is wearing 6 shirts and 6 socks for the family kids,& the red Calvin Klien Underwear he is wearing is for Bhiku Mhatre, a dear friend of Daddy. Veda's Ring is on the left hand, and Cheeniya's on the right hand.


Now if there is anythingi I have missed, let me know, becasue Mother is also very sick !!!


Smile ladies and Gentlemen.Have a great day.


KAMAL MAHTANI

 

Dear Anamika,

You are comparing me to Bingo ? Well i am honoured actually, for i feel a dog is better than a human being, more grateful and loyal.Big Laugh

Yes mischevious dogs are good, as are kids.they must have some life in them.Well the mother will bring the champane bottles u see.HAHA

Bingo has started to train, and i have taken pics of him and the trainer.
And in a note i will explain u why Bingo behaved the way he did that day.

Thanks for the first FB, and that too a lovely one.Regards

kamal

 

Dear Jaishri,

So Bingo is Tipsy eh ! HAHA.Well a few ml's could have gone in, who knows.But i am glad he is mischevious, who wants a lazy dog, who is sleeping while a theif is stealing ur house.HAHA

I did not read that one about the monkey, i shall do so today, sorry about that.REgards

kamal

 

Dear Revathi,

Well jokes will always remain jokes wont they ? Big Laugh

And yes dogs and kids, are both lovley, and i can pass time with them very well.

thanks.kamal

 

Dear Laxmiji,

Well humurous now, but u must have had yr heart in yr mouth, when he bit her.HAHA

Yes i agree it is a small price to pay really.They are wonderful.As i dont have sons, they keep me good company, and give me more kises and licks than my sons would have done.Big Laugh

thanks.kamal