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Trapped On A Plane

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by manjumnair, Aug 22, 2007.

  1. manjumnair

    manjumnair Silver IL'ite

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    Once Laloo Yadav, Sonia Gandhi, a saint and a schoolboy were traveling by a private plane. Suddenly the engine caught fire and the pilot came out shouting, “This plane is going to crash! And we have only four parachutes and there are five of us in the plane.


    Since I am a very important Indian Airlines pilot I am taking one parachute and getting out of here.” Saying this he rushed to the luggage area grabbed one parachute and jumped off the plane. Sonia Gandhi said, “Since I am the future Prime Minister of India I am very important and have to live!” She also grabbed a parachute and jumped.


    Laloo Yadav said, “I am the king-maker of this country, the most honest politician of India and above all the most intelligent person living in this country, and the most intelligent person must live!” Saying so Laloo went to the luggage area, grabbed one and jumped off the plane.


    The old saint said to the school boy, “There is only one parachute left, and there are two of us. I am an old man and don’t need to live any more. You take the last parachute and jump.”


    The school boy said, “Don’t worry! There are still two parachutes left with us! The most intelligent person, Laloo Yadav, jumped off the plane with my school bag!”
     
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  2. arch174

    arch174 Senior IL'ite

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    gud one:mrgreen:
     
  3. Jananikrithsan

    Jananikrithsan Gold IL'ite

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    Hilarious one. So much for being a king maker.:)
     
  4. padmamadhavan

    padmamadhavan New IL'ite

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    nandhinikumar New IL'ite

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    Really good one. Still laughing. Thanks for sharing.

    Nandhini :)
     

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