Top 10 Reasons Why God Created Eve...

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  1. chatkara_tasty

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    10. God worried that Adam would be lost in the Garden of Eden, because he
    wouldn't ask for directions.
    9. God knew that, someday, Adam would need someone to hand him the TV
    remote. (Parenthetically, it has been noted that men don't want to see
    what's ON TV. They want to see WHAT ELSE is on TV.)
    8. God knew that Adam would never make a doctor's appointment.
    7. God knew that, when Adam's fig leaf wore out, he would never buy a new
    one for himself.
    6. God knew that Adam would not remember to take out the garbage.
    5. God wanted man to be fruitful and multiply. But, He knew Adam would never
    be able to handle labor pains and childbirth.
    4. As "keeper of the garden," Adam would need help in finding his tools.
    3. Adam needed someone to blame for the Apple Incident and for anything else
    that was really his fault.
    2. As the Bible says, "It is not good for man to be alone."
    1. And the No 1 reason of all . . . . . . .
    God stepped back, looked at Adam, and declared ... " I can do better than
    that! "
     
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  2. madhu11

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    Good reasons. :)

    madhu
     
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    God always have a good reason for everything He does!
    Sriniketan
     
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  4. pavithrasriram

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    great reasons.thanks for the post!!!
    luv
    pavithra:-D
     

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