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Toast

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Tamildownunder, Apr 17, 2007.

  1. Tamildownunder

    Tamildownunder Bronze IL'ite

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    An explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded by a bloodthirsty group of natives. Upon surveying his situation, he says quietly to himself, "I'm toast."

    A ray of light breaks forth from the sky and a voice booms out: "No, you are NOT toast. Pick up that stone in front of you and bash the head of the chief."

    So the explorer picks up the stone and proceeds to bash in the head of the chief. He is breathing heavily while standing above the sprawled out-chief.

    Surrounding him are the 100 native warriors with a look of shock on their faces.

    The voice booms out again: "Okay... NOW you're toast!"
     
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  2. Manjureddy

    Manjureddy Gold IL'ite

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    :tongue

    Now I'd hate to listen to that Inner Voice anymore if its going to do things like this and that old gag:
    "Vandi pinnale idikkutha paaru..."
    " Vaanga...innum vaanga....han ! ippa iducchuduthu !"

    :tongue
    manjula
     
  3. Vishana

    Vishana New IL'ite

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    Hey Tamildownunder,

    Good one!

    Vish x
     
  4. Tamildownunder

    Tamildownunder Bronze IL'ite

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    Dear Manjula,

    Your citing similar incident is hilarious. You seem to be a storehouse of many anecdotes, songs etc. It is amzing.

    Regards,

    TDU
     
  5. Tamildownunder

    Tamildownunder Bronze IL'ite

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    Thanks, Vishana.

    Regards,

    TDU
     

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