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Tit For Tat

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by chatkara_tasty, Aug 30, 2007.

  1. chatkara_tasty

    chatkara_tasty Bronze IL'ite

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    very shy young man goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting alone.


    After an hour he gathers enough courage to go and ask her, "Er... excuse me, but would you mind if I sat here beside you?"


    She responds in a loud voice : "NO, I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!"






    Everyone in the bar turns to stare at them.


    The young man is surprised, shocked and embarrassed and goes back to his table.



    After a few minutes the woman walks over to him smiles, apologizes, and says, "You see, I'm a graduate student in psychology and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing situations."


    The young man responds loudly with, "WHAT DO YOU MEAN FIVE THOUSAND RUPEES. THATS TOO MUCH !"


     
  2. Jananikrithsan

    Jananikrithsan Gold IL'ite

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    Super cool one, Heena:clap
     
  3. vivbass

    vivbass Gold IL'ite

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    hahhahaha,nice one.
     
  4. mithili

    mithili New IL'ite

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    damn the lady got it again!!!!!!
     
  5. Shanvy

    Shanvy IL Hall of Fame

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    Hi,

    Good one.
     
  6. rekhaprahalad

    rekhaprahalad New IL'ite

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    moral of the story, never act too smart
    :wink:
     
  7. arch174

    arch174 Senior IL'ite

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    HI,
    :exactly: the lady???got wot she deserved..
     
  8. rajmiarun

    rajmiarun Gold IL'ite

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    Heena,

    :clap . I was :rotfl . Keep posting
     
  9. Sriniketan

    Sriniketan IL Hall of Fame

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    :rotfl nice one.
    Sriniketan
     
  10. Vysan

    Vysan Gold IL'ite

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    :clap :clap Good one....

    Veda
     

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