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Discussion in 'Jokes' started by krithika20, Feb 22, 2010.

  1. krithika20

    krithika20 New IL'ite

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    A man walks into a bar in London and ordered 3-glasses of beer
    and sits in the backyard of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in
    turn.

    When he finishes, he comes back to the bar counter and orders 3 more.
    The bartender asks him, "You know, beer goes flat after I fill it in the
    glass; it would taste better if you buy one at a time."

    The man replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in
    Dubai, the other in Canada and I'm here in London.

    When they left home, we promised that we'll drink this way to remember
    the days when we drank together.


    The bartender admits that this is a nice custom and leaves it there.

    The man became a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way.
    He order 3-Beers and drinks them in turn.

    One day, he came in and ordered only 2-Beers All the other regulars
    notice and fall silent.


    When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says,"
    I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my sincere
    condolences on your great loss. "

    The man looked confused for a moment, then he laughs .... "Oh, no,"
    he, said, "Everyone's fine - both my brothers are alive" .


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    I just quit drinking!!!
     
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  2. iyerviji

    iyerviji Finest Post Winner

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    Dear Krithiga

    Good joke

    love
    viji
     
  3. Meenamohan

    Meenamohan Silver IL'ite

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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH ....

    HAd a Hearty Laugh after a long long time ....
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  4. krithika20

    krithika20 New IL'ite

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    Thanks Viji


    yes Me too Meena ... I just enjoyed this joke :)
     
  5. Deepali_deepali

    Deepali_deepali Gold IL'ite

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    Hi Krithika,

    Good one..Thanks for shaing..
     
  6. pussy

    pussy Gold IL'ite

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    Hi Krithi,

    Nice joke. Thanks for sharing.:rotfl:rotfl:rotfl
     
  7. kalaipriya

    kalaipriya Platinum IL'ite

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    nice joke.... i enjoyed reading
     
  8. eagle

    eagle Bronze IL'ite

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    thats funny .
     
  9. kanthan87

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    thanks for sharing this joke..
     
  10. rajput9571

    rajput9571 New IL'ite

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    Hahahaahaha,
    Really too funny joke.
     

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