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thinking dirty?!

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by uthra, Aug 22, 2007.

  1. uthra

    uthra Junior IL'ite

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    <TT>There was this Asian lady married to an English gentleman and they lived in </TT>
    <TT>London</TT><TT>. </TT>
    <TT>The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but managed to communicate </TT>
    <TT>with her husband. </TT>
    <TT>The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries. </TT>
    <TT>One day, she wanted to buy pork legs. She went to the butcher. </TT>
    <TT>She didn't know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, </TT>
    <TT>lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. </TT>
    <TT>The butcher got the message and the lady went home with pork legs. </TT>
    <TT>The next day, she needed to get chicken breasts. Again, she didn't know </TT>
    <TT>what to say, and so she unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher what </TT>
    <TT>she wanted. The lady got what she wanted. The third day, the poor lady </TT>
    <TT>needed to buy some bananas. She brought her husband to the store. </TT>
    <TT>What did she do? </TT>
    <TT>(Please scroll down.) </TT>
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    <TT>What were you thinking of? </TT>
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    <TT>Her husband speaks English! Now get back to work,you dirty mind! </TT>
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