Think it over You will like this!

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  1. Arunarc

    Arunarc Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    1. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?

    2. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

    3. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

    4. If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

    5. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

    6. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

    7. When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

    8. Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a racing car not called a racist?

    9. Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?

    10. Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?

    11. Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?

    12. 'I am' is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that 'I do' is the longest sentence?

    13. If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't itfollow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and drycleaners depressed?

    14. What hair colour do they put on the passports of bald men?

    15. If western mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks. what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

    16. Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put
    their pictures on the postage stamps so the postmen can look for them while they deliver the letters!

    17. You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

    18. No one ever says, 'It's only a game' when their team is winning.

    19. Ever wonder about those people who spend £2.00 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards: NAIVE

    20. If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhoea, does that mean that the other one enjoys it?
     
  2. Sriniketan

    Sriniketan IL Hall of Fame

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    Aruna,
    nice collection of doubts.....

    I liked the most the 14th one, the hair color...

    sriniketan
     
  3. kswati

    kswati New IL'ite

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    Hi 1 Aruna,
    Too good !!
    I really had a heary laugh and sincerely felt the twelth one the best "I do" - longest sentence. Ofcourse the 7,6,3, and 2 were alos nice.
    But frankly did not understand the 5 and 17.

    Swati
     
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    revathy45 Bronze IL'ite

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    Very interesting Aruna,
    liked 6&15 and I agree with 17&18
    Revathy
     
  5. Arunarc

    Arunarc Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    Hi Swati
    To understnand 5th and 17th u need to be a bit naughty dear
    Now start thinking in that angle...........hope you will understand


     
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    I loved the 5th and the 20th one....!!!
     

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