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Things only a Mom can Teach...

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by lahy15, Jun 7, 2008.

  1. lahy15

    lahy15 Silver IL'ite

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    My Mother taught me about ANTICIPATION ...
    "Just wait until your father gets home."


    My Mother taught me about RECEIVING ...
    "You are going to get it when we get home!"


    My Mother taught me to MEET A CHALLENGE ...
    "What were you thinking? Answer me when I talk to you ... Don't talk back to me!"


    My Mother taught me LOGIC ...
    "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."


    My Mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE ...
    "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."


    My Mother taught me to THINK AHEAD ...
    "If you don't pass your spelling test, you'll never get good job."


    My Mother taught me ESP ...
    "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you're cold?"


    My Mother taught me HUMOR ...
    "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."


    My Mother taught me how to BECOME AN ADULT...
    "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."


    My Mother taught me about SEX ...
    "How do you think you got here?"


    My Mother taught me about GENETICS ...
    "You're just like your father."


    My Mother taught me about my ROOTS ...
    "Do you think you were born in a barn?"


    My Mother taught me about WISDOM OF AGE ...
    "When you get to be my age, you will understand."


    And my all time favorite... JUSTICE...
    "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you. Then you'll see what it's like."
     
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  2. ArabianDoll

    ArabianDoll Senior IL'ite

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    Though i have read it befre,it is very touching even to read again,and pay tribute to our moms.
     
  3. madhurigupta

    madhurigupta New IL'ite

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    Good to read & how true. This is what mother's are!
     
  4. lahy15

    lahy15 Silver IL'ite

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    Dear AD and Madhuri, I am happy that you both liked it ... Thanks for sharing ...
     
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    latamurali Gold IL'ite

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    Dear friend

    Very nice.this si the first time iam reading this article.........thank u v much for sharing.....
     
  6. lahy15

    lahy15 Silver IL'ite

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    You are welcome Lata .. :bow: ...
     
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    Jithiks Gold IL'ite

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    Hi Sunitha,

    Humorous and meaningful !

    Awesome ! :thumbsupThanks for sharing.

    Cheers
    Krithika
     
  8. lahy15

    lahy15 Silver IL'ite

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    You are Welcome Krithika ... :wink: ...
     
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    aproop Bronze IL'ite

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    Dear Suni,

    very sensible and touching!! thankyou for this beautiful post.Bow

    love,
    anu
     
  10. lahy15

    lahy15 Silver IL'ite

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    Thank you my dear Anu ...
     

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