A woman goes to the doctor for her yearly physical. The nurse starts with certain basic items - how much do u weigh? she asks "120 " the the nurse puts her on the scale. Her wt turns out to be 150. The nurse asks " ur height ?""5 feet 8 inches " the woman replies . The nurse checks & See that it is only 5 feet 5 inches .She than takes her blood pressure & tells the woman that it is very high. "OF COURSE IT IS HIGH . WHEN I CAME HERE I WAS TALL & SLENDER AND NOW I AM SHORT & FAT. "