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Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Moonbeams, Nov 15, 2007.

  1. Moonbeams

    Moonbeams Bronze IL'ite

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    Take this one just as joke...nothing serious....

    The angel Gabriel came to the Lord and said 'I have to talk to you. Wehave some Malloos up here in Heaven & they are causing problems. They're swinging on the pearly gates, my horn is missing, they are wearing Lungis and Kerala saris instead of their white robes, they are riding Mercedes and BMW's instead of the chariots, and they're selling their halos to people for discount prices. They refuse to keep the stairway to Heaven clear, since they keep crouching down midway eating samosas and drinking chai. Some of them are even walking around with just one wing!' The Lord said, 'Maloos are Maloos. Heaven is home to all my children. If you want to know about real problems, give Satan a call.' Satan answered the phone, 'Hello? Damn, hold on a minute.' Satan returned to the phone, 'OK I'm back. What can I d for you?' Gabriel replied, 'I just wanted to know what kind of problems you're having down there.' Satan says, 'Hold on again. I need to check on something.' After about 5 minutes Satan returns to the phone and said, 'I'm back. Now what was the question?' Gabriel said, 'What kind of problems areyou having down there?' Satan says, 'Man I don't believe this.......Hold on.' This time Satan was gone at least 15 minutes. He returned and said,'I'm sorry Gabriel, I can't talk right now. These Maloos down here have put out the fire in hell and are trying to install air conditioning!!!
     
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  2. vivbass

    vivbass Gold IL'ite

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    haahhaha,had a gr8 laugh :crazy
     

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