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  1. chatkara_tasty

    chatkara_tasty Bronze IL'ite

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    A husband and wife went for counseling after 25 years of marriage. When
    asked what the problem was, the wife went into an angry tirade listing each
    and every problem they had ever had in the 25 years they had been married.

    She went on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness,
    feeling unloved and unloveable, a long list of unmet needs she had endured
    over the course of their quarter century of marriage.

    Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time, the
    therapist stood up, walked around his desk and, asking the wife to stand,
    embraced her and kissed her passionately on the mouth.

    The woman shut up and, in a daze, quietly sat down;. The therapist turned to
    the husband and said, "This is what your wife needs at least seven times a
    week. Do you think you can do this?"

    The husband thought for a moment and replied, "Well, Doc, I can drop her off
    here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on the other days I play golf."

     
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    sunitak Junior IL'ite

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    HI

    It was A gud one!!!


    One for all of you,


    No offence meant Pls


    Here it goes:
    Latest Sponsor of The indian team -" Whisper Ultra "The BCCI felt it appropriate as the indian team is undergoing its worst "Periods"
     
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    sudhavnarasimhan Silver IL'ite

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    Hi heena,

    That was a good one.....ha ha ......isnt it very true.....i thought the hubby would say that was a easy way to keep her SHUT...but just like hubby's to say this......:bangcomp: :mrgreen: :wink:


    And Sunitak,
    that was a good play with words! Lets pray they WIN tomorrow, otherwise, just imagine the players life after that!
     
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    chatkara_tasty Bronze IL'ite

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    :thankyou2: :thankyou2: sooooooooooooo much
     
  5. sunitak

    sunitak Junior IL'ite

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    Hi thanks

    Another set for u to enjoy :)


    STUPID QUESTIONS ALWAYS HAVE SMART ANSWERS

    BOY : May I hold your hand?
    GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.


    GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love
    me!
    BOY : You love me...


    GIRL : If we become engaged will you
    give me a ring??
    BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??



    GIRL : I think the poorest people are
    the happiest.
    BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the
    happiest couple



    GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like
    this forever.
    BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??



    BOY : I love you and I could die for
    you!
    GIRL : How soon??



    BOY : I would go to the end of the
    world for you!
    GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??


    SHARON : Have you ever had a hot
    passionate, burning kiss??
    TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to
    take the cigarette out of his mouth.


    MAN : You remind me of the sea.
    WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and
    exciting?
    MAN : NO, because you make me sick .


    WIFE : You tell a man something, it
    goes in one ear and comes out of the
    other.
    HUSBAND : You tell a woman something:
    It goes in both ears and comes out of
    the mouth.


    MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says
    I'm ugly.What do u think,
    Peter?
    PETER : A bit of both. I think you're
    pretty ugly.


    1) Girlfriend : "...And are you sure
    you love me and no one else ?"
    Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the
    whole list again yesterday".


    2) Teacher : "Which is more important
    to us, the sun or the moon?"
    Pupil : "The moon".
    Teacher : "Why?"
    Pupil : "The moon gives us light at
    night when we need it but the sun
    gives us light only in the day time
    when we don't need it".


    3) Teacher : "What do you call a
    person who keeps on talking when
    people are no longer interested?"
    Pupil : "A teacher".


    4) Waiter :- Would you like to Have
    BLACK COFFEE..

    COUSTOMER : "What other colors do you
    have?"


    5) My father is so old that when he
    was in school, history was called
    current affairs.


    6) Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"
    Sam : "It's a family tradition".
    Teacher : "What do you mean?"
    Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street
    hawker, my father is a teacher".
    Teacher : "What about your mother?"
    Sam : "She's a woman".


    7) Tom : "How should I convey the news
    to my father that I've failed?"
    David: "You just send a telegram:
    Result declared, past year's
    performance repeated" .


    8) Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw
    a man beating a donkey and stopped
    him, what virtue would I be showing?"
    Student : "Brotherly love".


    9) Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me
    frankly do you say prayers before
    eating?"
    Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom
    is a good cook"..


    10) Patient : "What are the chances of
    my recovering doctor?"
    Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical
    records show that nine out of ten
    people die of the disease you have.
    Yours is the tenth case I've treated.
    The others all died".


    11) Teacher : " Can anybody give an
    example of COINCIDENCE?"
    One Student : "Sir, my Mother and
    Father got married on the same day and
    at the same time."


    12) Teacher : " George Washington no!
    t only chopped down his father's
    Cherry tree, but also admitted doing
    it.
    Now do you know why his father didn't
    punish him ?"
    One Student: " Because George still
    had the axe in is hand."
     
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    mohana Silver IL'ite

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    ohh...had a hearty laugh.:yes:
     

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