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The Smart Sardar

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by priyauc, Oct 8, 2007.

  1. priyauc

    priyauc Bronze IL'ite

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    Prince Charles & Sardarji were having dinner.
    Prince said, "Pass the wine you divine".
    Sardar thinks "how poetic"
    Sardar says, "pass the custard you bastard".
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    Sardar at bar in New York.
    Man on his right says "Johny Walker single"
    Man on his left says "Peter Scotch single"
    Sardar says - "Baljith Singh Married"
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    Boss : am giving u job as a driver. STARTING salary Rs.2000/-, is it
    o.k Sardar : U R great sir! Starting salary is o.k.......but??
    how much is DRIVING salary...?
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    Sardar's theory : Moon is more impt than Sun, coz it gives light at
    night when light is needed & Sun gives light during the day when light
    is not needed!!!
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    2 sardars are driving a Car, one puts on the indicator and asks the
    other to check whether its working, he puts his head out and says
    YES...NO...YES...NO...YES...NO...
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    Sardar shouting 2 his girl friend " u said v will do register marriage
    and cheated me, I was waiting 4 u yesterday whole day in the post
    office....
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    A Tamilian call up sardar and asks " tamil therima??"
    Sardar got mad, angrily replied.... "Hindi tera baap!!!"
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    2 sardarjis looking at Egyptian mummy.
    Sar 1 : Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case.
    Sar 2 : Aaho, lorry number is also written...BC 1760!!!....
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    A sardar on an interview 4 da post detective.
    Interviewer : who killed Gandhi?
    Sardar : Thank u sir 4 giving me d job, I will start
    investigating....
     
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  2. puni88

    puni88 Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    good jokes.....
     
  3. spm1

    spm1 Senior IL'ite

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    I loved the Tamil therimaa one the most...
     
  4. Angellic

    Angellic IL Hall of Fame

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    hahahaha...good jokes...

    loved the last three jokes the most...

    With love,
    Angellic :)
     
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    rachaputi Platinum IL'ite

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    Girl: how many apples can you eat on an empty stomach ?
    Sardar : I can eat 6 apples
    Girl : you can eat only 1 apple on empty stomach bcoz when you eat the 2nd apple tht's not an empty stomach..
    Sardar : Wow super joke I'l tell my friend....

    Sardar to friend: how many apples you can eat on an empty stomach ?
    Friend : I can eat 10
    Sardar : Pagal.... 6 bolta to mast joke sunata
     

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