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The Push

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Tamildownunder, Jun 16, 2007.

  1. Tamildownunder

    Tamildownunder Bronze IL'ite

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    A man, and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door.

    The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.

    "Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3 o'clock in the morning!" He slams the door and returns to bed.

    "Who was that?" asked his wife.

    "Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.

    "Did you help him?" she asks.

    "No, I did not! It's 3 o'clock in the morning and it is pouring out there!"

    "Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!"

    The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain.

    He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"

    "Yes" comes back the answer.

    "Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.

    "Yes, Please!" comes the reply from the dark.

    Where are you?" asks the husband.

    "Over here on the swing!" replies the drunk.
     
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  2. sunkan

    sunkan Gold IL'ite

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    good one,:2thumbsup: regards sunkan
     
  3. padmamadhavan

    padmamadhavan New IL'ite

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  4. padmamadhavan

    padmamadhavan New IL'ite

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  5. Padmash

    Padmash Platinum IL'ite

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    hi,

    really good:-D

    padma
     
  6. Sriniketan

    Sriniketan IL Hall of Fame

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    Good push...sorry good joke!

    sriniketan
     
  7. MadhuRao

    MadhuRao Silver IL'ite

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    where does this come from...i cant be this immaginative at all....
     

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