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the professors english

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by uthra, Aug 22, 2007.

  1. uthra

    uthra Junior IL'ite

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    A Tribute to the Professors of India [not all professors ofcourse], on their
    usage of English

    # Inside the Class:
    * Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in.
    * Open the doors of the window. Let the Air Force come in.
    * Cut an apple into two halves - take the bigger half.
    * Shhh...Quiet, boys...the principal just passed away in the corridor.
    * You, meet me behind the class. ( meaning AFTER the class ..)
    * Both of u three, get out of the class.
    * Close the doors of the windows please .. I have winter in my nose today.
    * Take Copper Wire of any metal especially of Silver.
    * Take 5 cm wire of any length.
    * shhh... quite, the principal is rotating in the school.
    * (Facing the Board) Dont talk in front of my back.


    # About his family:
    * I have two daughters. Both of them are girls....(?)


    # At the ground:
    * All of you, stand in a straight circle.
    * There is no wind in the ball.


    # To a boy, angrily:
    * I talk, he talk, why you middle middle talk?


    # Giving a punishment:
    * You, rotate the ground four times...
    * You, go and under-stand the tree...
    * You three of you, stand together separately.
    * Why are you late - say YES or NO ....(?)


    Sir at his best:
    Sir had once gone to a film with his wife. By chance, he happened to see one
    of our boys at the theatre, though the boy did not see them.So the next day
    at school (to that boy): "Yesterday I saw you WITH MY WIFE at the Cinema
    Theatre."
     
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  2. So Sure

    So Sure Senior IL'ite

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    hi Uthra,
    That was hilarious! Thanks for sharing! :)
    We had a chemistry teacher who would say, "Dont pour. Pppp...ooooo....uuuu....rrrrr!" ( meaning don't huury. Pour slowly). Also he would say " take a testtube, add water and eat it" (meaning heat it).
    regards,
    Sharada :wave
     
  3. Jananikrithsan

    Jananikrithsan Gold IL'ite

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    Hi Uthra,
    That was hilarious. One colleague asked "Where is the boss" and the other one answered " He just passed away".God , this is something I will never forget, reading ur post reminded me of this incident that happened a couple of years ago.
     

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