The Obliging Mortician

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  1. Moonbeams

    Moonbeams Bronze IL'ite

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    Dorothy was very upset because her husband Albert had just passed away.

    She goes to the mortuary to look at her dearly departed, and the instant she sees him she starts wailing and crying.

    One of the attendants rushes up to comfort her. Through her tears she explains that she was upset because Albert was wearing a black suit and that it was his dying wish to be buried in a blue suit.

    The attendant apologizes and explains that they always put the bodies in a black suit as a matter of course, but he'd see what he could do.


    The next day, Dorothy returns to the mortuary to have one last moment with Albert before his funeral the following day. When the attendant pulls back the curtain, Dorothy manages to smile through her tears as Albert is now wearing a smart blue suit.

    She asks the attendant, "How did you manage to get hold of that beautiful blue suit?"


    "Well, yesterday afternoon after you left, a man who was about your husband's size was brought in, and he was wearing a blue suit. His wife explained that she was very upset, as he had always wanted to be buried in a black suit," the attendant replied.

    The woman smiled.

    He continued: "After that, it was simply a matter of swapping the heads around".:coffee
     
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  2. vivbass

    vivbass Gold IL'ite

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    :eek:mg: hahhahhahaBig LaughBig Laugh:crazy
     
  3. Arunarc

    Arunarc Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    Hahahahah smart Attendant
     
  4. Sumeru

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    Oooooooh God, that was suuuuuper !
     

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