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The Obedient Wife

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Blondie, Aug 29, 2007.

  1. Blondie

    Blondie Bronze IL'ite

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    *'The Obedient Wife'*

    There was a man who had worked all his life, had saved all of his money, and
    was a real miser when it came to his money.

    Just before he died, he said to his wife...'When I die, I want you to take
    all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to
    the afterlife with me.'

    And so he got his wife to promise him, with all of her heart, that when he
    died, she would put all of the money into the casket with him.

    Well, he died. He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting
    there - dressed in black, and her friend was sitting next to her. When they
    finished the ceremony, and just before the undertakers got ready to close
    the casket, the wife said,

    'Wait just a moment!'
    She had a small metal box with her; she came over with the box and put it in
    the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down and they rolled it
    away. So her friend said,

    'Girl, I know you were not foolish enough to put all that money in there
    with your husband.'

    The loyal wife replied, 'Listen, I'm a Christian; I cannot go back on my
    word. I promised him that I was going to put that money into the casket with
    him.'
    You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him!?!?!?'
    'I sure did,' said the wife. 'I got it all together, put it into my account,
    and wrote him a check.... If he can cash it, then he can spend it.'
    *Send this to every clever female you know, and to every man who thinks they
    are smarter than women!!! *


    I know I just did:tongue
     
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  2. asharao

    asharao Senior IL'ite

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    Nice one blondie.

    Asha
     
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    Hello Blondie,
    Nice one.
    Meenakshi Rajan
     
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    good one :2thumbsup:
     
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    puni88 Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    Check-mate ;))))

    This is a classy forward.......Clever woman :))

    L, Kamla
     
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    she is too smart :)
     

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