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the melting princess

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  1. vivbass

    vivbass Gold IL'ite

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    Once upon a time there lived a king.The king had a beautiful daughter, the princess!

    But there was a problem

    Everything the princess touched would melt. No matter what; metal,
    wood, plastic- anything she touched would melt. Because of this, men
    were afraid of her. Nobody would dare marry her. The king despaired.
    What could he do to help his daughter. He consulted his wizards and
    magicians. One wizard told the king, "If your daughter touches one
    thing that does not melt in her hands, she will be cured."



     
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  2. vivbass

    vivbass Gold IL'ite

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    The king was overjoyed. The next day, he held a
    competition. Any man that could bring his daughter
    an object that would not melt would marry her and
    inherit the king's wealth. Three young princes took
    up the challenge. The first prince brought a very
    hard alloy of titanium. But alas, once the princess
    touched it, it melted. The prince went away sadly

    The second prince brought a huge diamond, thinking that
    diamond is the hardest substance in the world and surely,
    it would not melt. But alas, once the princess touched it,
    it melted. He too was sent away disappointed.


    The third prince approached. He told the princess,
    "Put your hand in the bag and feel what is in
    there." The princess did as she was told
    .<script><!-- D(["mb"," She felt something\n hard. She held it in
    \n her hand. And it did not melt!!!
    \n </td>\n <td style\u003d\"padding:.75pt .75pt .75pt .75pt\">\n <img width\u003d\"150\" height\u003d\"224\" src\u003d\"/mail/?attid\u003d0.4&disp\u003demb&view\u003datt&th\u003d1100b45363a0612f\" border\u003d\"0\">
    \n </td>\n </tr>\n</table>\n\n*
    \n\n<table border\u003d\"0\" cellspacing\u003d\"3\" cellpadding\u003d\"0\" align\u003d\"left\" width\u003d\"100%\" style\u003d\"width:100.0%\">\n <tr>\n <td width\u003d\"100%\" style\u003d\"width:100.0%;padding:.75pt .75pt .75pt .75pt\">\n *
    \n </td>\n </tr>\n <tr>\n <td style\u003d\"padding:.75pt .75pt .75pt .75pt\">\n The king was overjoyed. Everybody in the kingdom was overjoyed.\n
    \n And the third prince married the princess and they both lived
    \n
    \n happily ever after.
    \n </td>\n </tr>\n <tr>\n <td style\u003d\"padding:.75pt .75pt .75pt .75pt\">\n *
    \n </td>\n </tr>\n <tr>\n <td style\u003d\"padding:.75pt .75pt .75pt .75pt\">\n <img width\u003d\"324\" height\u003d\"27\" src\u003d\"/mail/?attid\u003d0.3&disp\u003demb&view\u003datt&th\u003d1100b45363a0612f\" border\u003d\"0\">
    \n </td>\n </tr>\n <tr>\n <td style\u003d\"padding:.75pt .75pt .75pt .75pt\">\n <span style\u003d\"font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Verdana;color:blue\">",1] ); //--></script> She felt something hard. She held it in
    her hand. And it did not melt!!!
    The king was overjoyed. Everybody in the kingdom was overjoyed.
    And the third prince married the princess and they both lived

    happily ever after.

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  3. vivbass

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    But The Question Is :
    What was the object the prince had in the bag?
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    They were Britannia Little Hearts of course!
    They melt in your mouth, not in your hand.

    [Now pls don't look for meeeee.....]ehhehehe
     
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