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The Husband Store

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by chatkara_tasty, Mar 8, 2007.

  1. chatkara_tasty

    chatkara_tasty Bronze IL'ite

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    A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband.


    Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!


    There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights.


    There is, however, a catch. ... You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!


    So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. .


    On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

    Floor 1
    - These men have jobs and love the Lord.


    *********

    The second floor sign reads:

    Floor 2
    - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.


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    The third floor sign reads:

    Floor 3
    - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking.


    "
    Wow
    ," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.


    *********

    She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:

    Floor 4
    - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead good looking and help with the housework.

    "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"


    *********

    Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:

    Floor 5
    - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

    She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:


    *********

    Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012
    to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.

    Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!


    *********

    Send this to all men for a good laugh and to all the women who can handle the truth !



     
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  2. meenaprakash

    meenaprakash Silver IL'ite

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    Hi C T,

    I've read this fwd but nice to read it again and have a hearty laugh.
    of course, we are hard to please and never are we satisfied till we see all that is available, ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!

    Love,
     
  3. Vidya24

    Vidya24 Gold IL'ite

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    Dear Heena,

    It was good to read this one again. If I remember right, I think Varaloti had posted this in IL once. But hey, it is fun every time to read such pieces.

    You always come up with good stuff!
     
  4. sofiya

    sofiya New IL'ite

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    Read it earlier but funny anywayz! :-D
     
  5. Sriniketan

    Sriniketan IL Hall of Fame

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    Funny article.
    It also reveals our attitude that we are not satisfied with what we have and go on looking for something bigger and nice, even what we have is enough for us.
    A bird in hand is worth two in a bush.
    Sriniketan
     
  6. pavithrasriram

    pavithrasriram Bronze IL'ite

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    hi heena
    had a good laugh thanks for the joke!!!
    luv
    pavithra
     
  7. slp807

    slp807 Bronze IL'ite

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    hey

    had good laugh reading it:)
     
  8. madhu11

    madhu11 Bronze IL'ite

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    Hi,

    Had a good laugh. Its true we look for even more. Keep posting.

    madhu
     
  9. Padmash

    Padmash Platinum IL'ite

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    hi Heena,

    it was a great tadka for mind

    padma
     

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