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The God of the Loo

Discussion in 'Snippets of Life (Non-Fiction)' started by Kamalji, Feb 27, 2010.

  1. ojaantrik

    ojaantrik IL Hall of Fame

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    Translation:

    Kamalji,

    My Japanese is not all that good, but I can manage a little writing.

    oj
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    Note: I used to be better around the time I wrote the story. Time, though a great healer, is the greatest of killers too!

    oj
     
    Last edited: Feb 28, 2010
  2. vijianand

    vijianand Senior IL'ite

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    A very Hilarious post Sir!!!!! A very different use for Iron and Fevicol!!!! With technology advancing , these ideas may become a reality too!!!!! Who knows!!!!!
    Enjoyed reading every bit of it Sir.

    Regards,
    Viji
     
  3. Mindian

    Mindian IL Hall of Fame

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    yes kamalji..that was truly a STINKING post but still gave me something to :biglaugh:biglaugh so you have achieved what you wanted. from your readers.:thumbsup


    balajee..OMG I was :rotfl:rotfl:rotfl.just the sort of fb for this sort of post. you guys are real FUN
     
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  4. Tubelight

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    Hi Kamalji
    Well, we were always told that God is Everywhere. So I guess, HE/She can also be in the Loo.
    Just like you to select such a highly informative news item and present it here for our edification. How else would we have known of Loo gods, inspired uses for Fevicol and Magnets, except from you , Prof. of Scatology at Indus University !

    I can understand the idea behind symbolically flushing the bad luck or bad relationships down the drain. But how does flushing strengthen ties !

    These days, toilets/bathrooms are called Glamourrooms. But putting lakhs on a potty sounds a bit too....potty !

    Now dont tell me you typed this, sitting in the loo !

    One beneficial bye- product of your loocious blog was the education on Jap. words we got from OJ-san .


    (Balajee !:biglaughgroping:biglaugh)
     
  5. gjaya

    gjaya Silver IL'ite

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    OMG Kamalji I couldn't stop laughing at this "stinky" post...:rotfl

    Oh you know when we vacationed in Las Vegas and were staying in this hotel "Venetian" - I cannot tell you how the bathroom was there...everything was in gold or gold plated maybe.......I mean the toilet seat, the counter tops and handles and I mean it was royalty really. I told my DH I just want to stay in this bathroom please......:rotflThe bathroom spelled money money money to us.

    When we were going to India via Emirates I remember the toilets in Dubai, when you flush you get warm water......I remember after I flushed, I literally jumped off the toilet seat as the warm air sort of gushed at me....:biglaugh I ran to DH and told excitedly "can you believe it that they have warm water flush in the toilets". I thought afterwards, atleast my butt got a nice facial now.:rotfl


    You are hilarious Kamalji I really enjoyed this one.......:rotfl


    Jaya
     
  6. corallux

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    Very Funny Kamalji,

    What will it be next? A loo Chalisa? Loo Aarti?

    I am sure you will be called on to provide your services for penning them.

    But instead of them, you already have a ready remedy. Just donate the best quality alcohol to Kamalji Baba & aapke saare dukh dard mit jaayenge.

    He He He you will be the winner in this.

    But Kamalji, the Loo is the only place where you can read a novel un interrupted.

    Reminds me of a joke:

    What to the French call their Loo? La Loo.

    Regards,

    Corallux
     
  7. Kamalji

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    Dear K,

    Well the title is apt for me.:rotflFor me even a loo is funny.HAHA

    Good i made u smile, yes long live the commodes.HAHA

    Regards

    kamal
     
  8. Kamalji

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    Dear Balaji,

    Now a Gay machine thought is giving me the shivers here.:biglaughAnd what if someone manipulates the systems of the machine where by the hand that washes, can create havoc, by increasing its speed, or anything of that kind.HAHA

    Yes so own hand is good.HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    Regards

    kamal
     
  9. feduptocore

    feduptocore Senior IL'ite

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    Kamalji... one of the news channels I think BBC had this story about the gods of loo aired last evening on asia impact show... I really thought of you...
    Imagine now even BBC has started tracking your posts for juicy bizzare stories!!!:thumbsup
    K
     
  10. sathya

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    dear kamalji

    stinking post yes...
    and you had us coming in
    just because of the title...

    if i am right
    there are gold loos
    and silver ones too...
    must cost the earth
    just to ****...?

    we learnt a little bit of japanese
    thanks to you
    and perhaps we will learn a few more
    before this loo goes up...!!

    what would we name
    the indian god of the loo...?

    laughed aloud

    sathya
     

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