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The Cow...

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Moonbeams, Sep 9, 2007.

  1. Moonbeams

    Moonbeams Bronze IL'ite

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    An essay was written by a Bihari Candidate in IndiaI hope,
    You'll forget your English by the time you finish reading this . This is a true essay written by a Bihari candidate at theUPSC (IAS) Examinations........ The candidate has written an essay on the Indian cow:
    Indian Cow. HE IS THE COW.


    "The cow is a successful animal. Also he is 4 footed,And because


    he is female, he give milks, [ but will do so

    when he is got child.] He is sacred to Hindus
    and useful to man. But he has got four legs together. Two are forward and two are afterwards. His wholebody can be utilised for use. More so the milk. Milk comes from 4taps attached to his basement. [ horses dont have any suchattachment]What can it do? Various ghee, butter, cream, curd, why and the condensed milk and so forth.Also he is useful to cobbler, watermans and mankind generally. His motion is slow only because he is of lazy species. Also his other motion.. gober] is much useful to trees,plants as well as for making flat

    cakes[like Pizza ] , in hand , and drying in the sun. Cow is the only animal that extricates his feeding after eating. Then afterwards she chew with his teeth whom aresituated in the inside of the
    mouth. He is incessantly in the meadowsin the grass. His only attacking
    and defending organ is the horns,specially so when he is got child.This is done by knowing his head whereby he causes the weapons to beparalleled to the ground of the earth and instantly proceed withgreat velocity forwards.He has got tails also, situated in thebackyard, but not like similar animals. It has hairs on the other end of the other side. This is done to frighten away the flies.


    We are informed that the candidate passed the exam.and is now an IAS,in Bihar.

     

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  2. Shanvy

    Shanvy IL Hall of Fame

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    moonbeams,

    I really pity the people of bihar..

    But that was really funny....:lol:
     
  3. honeybee

    honeybee Gold IL'ite

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    Hi moonbeams
    :lol: :lol: :lol:
    That was hilarious. I have decided to appear for my IAS exams from bihar.:cool2:

    Regards
    Honeybee
     
  4. Jananikrithsan

    Jananikrithsan Gold IL'ite

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    Gosh, imagine the person who looked through theis answer sheet, he would have forgotten the english alphabets.
     
  5. Vysan

    Vysan Gold IL'ite

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    Hi,

    Great......

    I thought I am year (We(a)ek, month...) in English.... But now I got the confidence that I am better off....

    Veda
     
  6. manjumnair

    manjumnair Silver IL'ite

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    Funny:tongue:tongue:tongue. But it shows the backward status of Bihar...
     
  7. puni88

    puni88 Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    Honey bee, that's a good idea.
    I will also join you in taking IAS exam from Bihar.......
     

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