The Clintons...........

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  1. Arunarc

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    Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a check-up, only to find out that she's pregnant.
    She is furious...

    Here she is in the middle of her first run for
    President as Senator for New York....

    now this has happened to her.

    She calls home, gets Bill on the phone and immediately starts screaming:

    "How could you have let this happen?
    With all that's going on right now, you go and get me pregnant! How could you? I can't believe this!

    I've just found out I'm five weeks pregnant and it's all your fault! Well, what have you got to say?"
    There is nothing but dead silence on the phone.


    She screams again, "Did you hear me?"

    Finally she hears Bill's very, very quiet voice in a barely audible whisper, he asks:


    "Who's speaking...?"


     
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    Excellent....This was superb...
     
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    Poor Bill Clinton....
    bhooth of Monica Lewinsky episode is still haunting him.....Big LaughBig Laugh
     
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