The Cholewala and his Loot Secret is between two people Secret can be kept between three people if one of them is dead. I am sure you all have read about Ashok Malhotra, the Cholewala, who has been raided,and a 100 cars of the imported cariety,and at least papers of 5000 plots and kilos of Gold and God knows what has been unearthed from him.The Guy is absconding.His cars have the premium Nos like 0001 0007 and the likes.You name the Car and he has it. India is a great country,much better than the Western countries that we admire.In the USA, they put Martha Steward behind bars,and confiscated her money, so also the Enron and World Com CEO's, when they were tried and found guilty.But here in India things are so nice,that one feels like heaven here,as compared to the Hell in the States.Here's How 1) Everyone must have known what the cholewala had, you cant hide 100 cars,can you? The 5000 plots, the kgs of gold,what can u hide.It was an open secret,known to Hundreds,and now the CBI and IT happen to come to know now.This is like the Hindi movies, where the police comes right in the end,after everything is over. 2) Telgi - Hired hundreds of people,who knew what was going on.the police officers knew too, the top guns.Telgi was caught in his Colaba Flat, and let off.Everyone shared the loot.And when he was finally caught, the rough estimated loss to the exchequer was close to 30,000 crores, thats 7 billion dollors and still counting. 3) Mumbai Blasts - See how many thousands were involved, the landers of the RDX, the planters, the police team which caught them and let them off for a bribe of a few lakhs. 4) Harshad Mehta - used Banks money to play the stock market.And dozens of Banks were involved and thousands of their officers.But it took the collapse of the stock market to bring him to Book.And the Govt gave him Z security,for reasons best known to them. These examples show us that the old faggards who made the sayings of Secret being kept between two people were horribly wrong.We can keep secrets in India between Thouands and make merry.Such a beautiful country this.There is enough for everyone And we can afford to let theives loot this country for Billions of Dollors, and still the country has enough Billions in reserve.The pit is endless for the theives and the Govt. In fact, as my export business is in the slump, I am thinking of buying a handcart and shifting to Delhi,where i will set up near the Parliament. I will outsorce the choles and Baturaes,and the Tikiyas I will be blogging all day,on my laptop,and i will be different that the other Thelewalas.I know very soon Pratibha Patil and others like her, will come to my stall and i will make my contacts,and very soon have imported Cars all around me.Wish me luck Guys and Gals. And all ILites be rest assured, when u come to Jaipur, I will take u around in my imported Cars,and give u a treat of the Golden Chole Battures that u will be privileged to have from the one and only Kamalji.Jai Hind.Mera Bharat Mahaan. KAMAL MAHTANI.