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Tea in a Five Star Hotel

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by manjumnair, Sep 12, 2007.

  1. manjumnair

    manjumnair Silver IL'ite

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    Question : "What would you like to have ..Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?"

    Answer : "tea please"

    Question : " Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea ?"
    Answer : "Ceylon tea "

    Question : "How would you like it ? black or white ?"
    Answer : "white"

    Question : "Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk ?"
    Answer: "With milk "

    Question : "Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk"
    Answer : "With cow milk please.

    Question : " Milk from Freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow?"
    Answer : " Um, I'll take it black. "

    Question : " Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"
    Answer : "With sugar"

    Question : " Beet sugar or cane sugar ?"
    Answer : "Cane sugar "

    Question :" White , brown or yellow sugar ?"
    Answer : "Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead."

    Question: "Mineral water or still water ? "
    Answer : "Mineral water"

    Question : "Flavored or non-flavored ?"
    Answer : "I'll rather die of thirst
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  2. Vysan

    Vysan Gold IL'ite

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    Hi

    Good one.... But read it long back....

    Veda
     
  3. rajmiarun

    rajmiarun Gold IL'ite

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    Hi Manju,

    for a cup of tea I prefer the cornor tea stall.
     
  4. aishu22

    aishu22 Gold IL'ite

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    Hi,
    Good one!! I prefer to drink water in a 5 star hotel rather than to order tea.I think still they wil ask this way...

    Hot water or cold, luke warm
    Mineral water or reverse osmosis water
    served in glass tumbler or copper one.............

    :idontgetit:
     
  5. Shanvy

    Shanvy IL Hall of Fame

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    yeah aishu22,

    It could happen..................all in the name of waiting on you.....
     

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